Closet Door

Is the person who's relationship with a gay person is there to prevent "coming out of the closet".

Mary's not John's girlfriend, she's his closet door.

by Nina Simone January 22, 2009

closet bisexual

bisexuals who are in the closet or refuse to except that they are bisexual

Julie is a total closet bisexual !

by dicksoutforH September 12, 2016

closet shrink

The phenomenon of molecular level change that takes place in clothing items that have been hanging in the closet for inordinate amounts of time without use, causing a reduction in the size and shape of such items.

I have some clothes in my closet that have succumbed to closet shrink, and they no longer fit.

by anonymous June 3, 2017

Closeted Gay

"Someone who hasn't outed their sexuality yet"

Al is probably a closeted gay.

by uwufuuuuj August 30, 2017

Custom ringtone close.

Someone who is close enough to you to have a custom ringtone in your cellphone.

Jim: "I didn't know you were friends with Sally."

John: "Oh yeah; we're like custom ringtone close."

by Chaz Walker December 15, 2009

Cats in your closet

It basically means “body count”. It’s how many girls you’ve slept with.

“Bro, how many cats are in your closet?”
“I can’t be with him, he has so many cats in his closet.”
“Cats in your closet.”

by KittyCloset February 22, 2020

Closet Nymph

A girl who appears to be a prude, innocent, and conservative, but in reality she thinks of sex all the time and pictures dirty scenarios in her head throughout the day.

Stephanie: I literally can't stop thinking about sex, its all I can think about.

Jasmine: I know exactly what you're going through, I have had sex dreams for 2 weeks in a row. I'm such a closet nymph.

by The Secret Prude October 28, 2012