Cletus Bartholomew is one of the many Cletus variants. He is second best below Cletus Kasady. He is thoughtful and diligent and loves being goofy. If you go outside on a full moon at 3:33 am and shout “Cletus” he will appear floating down from the sky and will land in front of you. He grants you one wish before dancing away, bare foot. He is one of the more kind Cletus’ and will always look out for you.
by CletusAndrewWolseyPJ January 19, 2022
Get the Cletus Bartholomew mug.this school is absolute trash and utter bull shit. each year at least 5 teachers are fired bc of the students complaints and the homework is unbearable. also, everyone at cletus is a hoe and is desperate for a gf/bf and dates like 30 ppl from other schools around la grange because no one at cletus is attractive. but that’s not all. the popular group at cletus is BULL SHIT. these girls think they’re popular yet half of them don’t have a phone yet, none of them are pretty (besides like 3 of them), none of them can get a boyfriend, their parties are trash, they dress like 8 year old jojo siwa wannabe girls (kinda), they’re really cringey, and they wouldn’t be considered popular anywhere else. so if ur still thinking about going to this school..YOU WILL REGRET IT bc none of the cletus kids are shit whatsoever and everyone out of cletus dislikes them.
friend 1:doesn’t she go to st cletus?
friend 2: oh yeah, i’m pretty sure she’s one of the “popular girls”
friend 1: BAHAHA OH MY GOD SHE LOOKS LIKE A VSCO GIRL WANNABE HOLY SHIT THATS SO SAD
friend 2: yeah ik, cletus kids are wack asf
friend 2: oh yeah, i’m pretty sure she’s one of the “popular girls”
friend 1: BAHAHA OH MY GOD SHE LOOKS LIKE A VSCO GIRL WANNABE HOLY SHIT THATS SO SAD
friend 2: yeah ik, cletus kids are wack asf
by anonymous kid who hates cletus September 23, 2019
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