cleaning the shelf under the register

When you clean under a mans balls with your tongue.

What is that? Ohhhhh!!! When I was cleaning the shelf under the register

by kayomayo July 14, 2016

Cleaning the chandelier

When a group of no less than five males take off their clothing and power squat back to back using each other for leverage as they squat and lower one willing participant ladies beneath them and their collective dangling Genitals Rub on their face

This orgy is great but if we had one more guy we could be cleaning the chandelier

by Jacob “Cubby Bear” Boykin June 30, 2018

Cleansing Fart

When someone releases a fart immediately following defecation and while still seated on the toilet. The cleansing fart often produces a pleasing feeling while simultaneously assisting the additional and final release of fecal material still trapped in the colon.

I love my morning shit, since, for whatever reason, it’s usually followed by the best cleansing fart.

by Tony Splagola October 21, 2019

Ultimate cleansing

When you're so drunk that you feel sick, and on your way to the bathroom you suddenly get the urge to take a shit. You choose to save time and multitask, while the stream of liquor filled shit and piss explode in the toilet, you throw up in the sink. When the process is complete you feel reborn.

Guy1: Oh dude my toilet stinks something fierce.
Guy2: Yeah i had to do an Ultimate Cleansing.

by Grews January 19, 2009

Street Cleaning Day

A racket by which the government collects money from foreigners, the forgetful and the unlucky.

I forgot I parked on the Thursday side of the road and I got a ticket for street cleaning day.

by logout April 5, 2010

conscience clearing call

a telephone call made prior to engaging in an activity which will way on a persons conscience

Barry met Sue at the convention, but before he asked her back to his hotel room, he made a conscience clearing call to his wife and children to say goodnight, and to tell them he loves and misses them all very much.

by yalebno June 16, 2010

victory cleaning

Cleaning one's house or apartment the day after a party, and finding awesome artifacts that remind you of how EPIC your party was.

"We found part of my friend's nipple ring, several half empty bottles of champagne, and my ripped fishnet tights while we were victory cleaning the apartment after our New Year's Eve party!"

by Ovariesy January 1, 2013