Cleaning the House

The process of eating a high fiber diet over the course of several days in an effort clear out your bowels.

Dude...I am cleaning the house. Today I ate a fat bowl of oatmeal, a whole head of broccoli, brown rice covered in refried beans, and like a pound of carrots. This deuce is going to be EPIC.

by Branderson December 2, 2010

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cleaginning

The act of clearing the streets and sidewalks at a university the day after cancelling a snow day.

"Hey guys! They called off school tomorrow!"
"Actually, they cancelled the snow day. I guess they'll have to start cleaginning at 4:30, then."

by CSM sadness December 5, 2013

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Clearing out the bats

To masturbate after an extended period of time. Like clearing out the bats from an old abandoned house and refurbishing and renewing it.

Mother: Hey Timmy, what's taking you so long in there? I need to take a shower!

Son (Behind closed bathroom door): One sec, mom! I'm clearing out the bats!

by dudebroman2 January 19, 2009

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This occurs usually after a heavy night of drinking and a dirty kebab. A cleanser involves anal leakage, controlable gas and stomach cramps. It is advised to have a mini milk and e45 cream to hand during a cleanser. A shower post cleanser is also advised.

Dude have you got any mini milks i need to have a cleanser.

Im just nipping home for a cleanser i may be a while.

Dont come in im cleansing.

by maxine1 October 28, 2011

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