Made for TV movie king!! I think his only film to mae it to the cinema was also his shitest...Street Fighter.
by Ashley' December 31, 2003
Get the Jean Claude Van Dammemug. by bb5 is teh rox June 17, 2004
Get the jean claude van dammug. Belgian shokotan-ass guy that does the splits in an effort to get closer to the coke on the floor. Fucked up his career with coke and backstabbing. Pissed of Frank W Dux, the guy he portrayed in bloodsport
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
Get the jean claude van dammemug. by CanIMarryPizza June 11, 2018
Get the Jean Claude van dammemug. n. root cowchair: a girl so incredibly hot that you have no choice but to approach her and say "Jean-Claude Van Dam You Fine!" like Will Smith. A step above cowchair in the car.
by Porkbutter April 15, 2007
Get the jean-claude van dam you finemug. Bitch tits Von Claud is your best friend. Your homie. Your ride together die together. Your bffl. Your lover.
by Ekewanka April 30, 2019
Get the Bitch tits Von Claudmug. Claude is the main character of Grand Theft Auto III, a video game made by Rockstar Games in 2001. A silent protagonist, he doesn't say a word and just does as he's told. He was first seen in 1992, running an illegal racing ring in San Andreas. After he loses the garage to Carl Johnson, he moves to Liberty City with his girlfriend, Catalina. While robbing a bank in 2001, Claude is betrayed and shot in the face by Catalina, leaving him to be arrested. While being taken to jail, the Callahan Bridge is destroyed by a bomb set by the Colombian Cartel, allowing Claude and a fellow inmate known as 8-Ball to escape. After finding a hideout and getting situated in the city, Claude swears to get his revenge on Catalina.
by Some guy on UD August 28, 2020
Get the Claudemug.