Uncle Claude 

The sole black member in an all white family. Also defines a low quality and standard of life or bad workmanship. With this word you can basically point out the obvious and not offend someone. Calling someone a thief.

Pointing out a black member in mainly white crowd.(When did uncle claude get here?)Showing Theft.(Someone Uncle Clauded my shoe.)Pointing out bad workmanship.(Look at all the spots uncle claude missed.)

Uncle Claude by Uncle Claude February 15, 2006

jean claude van dammed 

adjective for gettin round house kicked in the face into a coma...

holy shit he just got jean claude van dammed in the face!

jean claude van dammed by theMANbrad February 10, 2010

Judge Claude Frollo 

The main antagonist in Disney's "The Hunchback of Notre Dame." He is considered by many to be the most evil Disney villain ever created. Frollo sees himself as a "holy man" and that all of the terrible acts he commits are under God's will. His main motive throughout the movie is to commit genocide against the gypsies because he sees them as "unholy." However, Frollo has an extreme lust for a gypsy woman named Esmeralda, as explained in the song "Hellfire." In the song he blames her for his lustful thoughts and claims that she is using witchcraft to turn him to sin. Afterwards, Frollo ends up burning down all of Paris in order to find her in which he'll either kill her or force her to have sex with him. In the end, Frollo was attempting to kill Esmeralda and Quasimodo, and calls upon God to smite the wicked, in which he plunges Frollo into the fiery molten copper beneath him.

List of the crimes he commits:

Genocide
Murder (on church grounds)
Child Abuse
Sexual Harassment

Attempted Child Murder
Attempted Rape
Arson
Torture

Judge Claude Frollo: "And he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!"
God: (breaks stone gargoyle beneath Frollo)
Gargoyle: (shows demonic face)
Judge Claude Frollo: "AHHHHHHHHHH" (falls to his death)

Judge Claude Frollo by Dubiks August 9, 2018

jean claude van damn

Expression of disbelief or approval, depending upon the circumstance. Used in place of "damn," but for humorous or witty effect, as it plays upon the actor's famous name.

One can further elaborate with "Jean Claude van DAAYAM!"

Guy 1: I just won a hundred bucks from the lottery!

Guy 2, who is a bit clever: Jean Claude van DAMN!

jean claude van damn by el materdor December 24, 2008

Bubba-Claude 

Ignorant, stupid redneck white trash who are inherently poor and worship rich republicans.

After buying generic cigarettes and lotto scratchers, the Bubba-Claudes attended the Trump Rally.

Bubba-Claude by Oso Sucre Papa November 9, 2022

Dirty Claude 

A Dirty Claude (also known as a Dirty C-load), is when, during the act of fellatio, the man ejaculates into his partner's mouth, hits his esteemed partner in the back of the head. This in turn causes a chain reaction that makes the semen projectile from the nose. Using her quick reactions she then catches the semen on her tongue. Before she has a chance to swallow it, the man removes the butt plug that he inserted in her earlier that week and slaps her in the face with it, causing her to choke on the semen and die.

Guy1: Dude, things were getting kinky with my girlfriend the other day and she died!
Guy2: What'd you do??
Guy1: The Dirty Claude

Dirty Claude by buttplugking6969 May 21, 2010

jean claude van jis

When Van Damme does the splits and craig turley sucks the cum out of his split sack.

oooohhh...there goes Jean Claude Van Jis - oh wait..thats just Karl Langdon sucking sumas cock!

jean claude van jis by Robert J. Melrose May 30, 2003