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Charmin Soft

i.e...in consistency with "Charmin ultra soft" toilet paper. Soft, as in a pussy, letting people run over you, or talking to one's girl for extended periods of time. See "Soft". Charmin soft is being "ultra soft". Also used to refer to a rich or affluent neighborhood. "Charmin Block Niggaz"
"Are you still talking to Amina, Crack? You truely are Charmin Soft!" Or, "Ross is from that Charmin Block, cuz he's hella soft."
by Jay Boon October 1, 2007
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Lucky Charms

Lucky Charms is the best cereal. The best part is 100% the marshmallow bits because they are colorful and some of them are shaped like unicorns. The mascot for lucky charms is a little leprechaun and some dumb kids are always trying to steal his treasure. Stay away from Sir Charms.
by lil.wayne March 9, 2019
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Charmin

toilet paper that makes it feel as if you are wiping your ass with clouds made out of silk.
After using Charmin, my anus felt clean and refreshed.
by Johnny December 20, 2003
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charmie

noun:lovable dragon that uses charmed glasses to disguise itself as a sexy asian and feeds off of the responses it recieves from its posts on facebook
Why is it that I enjoy this charmie's posts so much even though it eats at my soul?
by Cadablack June 27, 2011
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Charm the cobra

A euphemism meaning either

1. to beat the meat (masturbate).
2. to give a blowjob.

The origin of the phrase lies in the Ancient Egyptian practice of snake charming, in which a performer would apparently hypnotize a snake by playing a musical instrument.

Alternatively put, the art of aural stimulation has been historically used to charm the cobra.
1. Instead of going out tonight, I think I will head home, have some wine, and charm the cobra.
2. Jan doesn't like to slay, but she sure knows how to charm the cobra.
by Willow April 1, 2008
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charmouta

shes a charmouta, a big ass whore.
by Michael May 13, 2005
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CHURMOIL

A state of great commotion and confusion, or disturbance and agitation; changing so rapidly that one's bearings are affected, or one's attitude or behavior are changed.
The man used churmoil to influence the way people think and behave.
by Bustoff August 18, 2020
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