Example 1
Person 1: "Dude I was about to bang this chick last night but she
turned out to be a guy."
Person 2: "Churm"
Example 2
Person 1: "My
girlfriend thanked me for the flowers that she got at work for her birthday."
Person 2: "Nice, what kind did you get her?"
Person 1: "They weren't from me, I forgot it was her birthday."
Person 2: "Churm"