Huntered

Being huntered is when a girl breaks up with you to get back with her ex. It is only huntered if she wastes no more than 24 hours between the two relationships.

Dude i totally got huntered by that bitch again.

by 3Jo!3 December 23, 2008

chestered

Just another way to describe a situation as being messed up. Not commonly used for people, but rather things.

In a restaraunt:

This soup tastes CHESTERED; I think the cook put too much salt in it.

by Willis August 7, 2003

high centered

getting stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper, and nobody to help you

just the other day i was poopin and i noticed at the last moment there wasn't any toilet paper. i cryed for help but there was nobody! i was high centered

by karlton self is the best June 24, 2009

cuntered

To get completly mashed on booze. To be excessivly drunk.

Josh - What you up to this Saturday mate?

Sam - Imz gonna go out and get focken cuntered innit!!!

by Perrance March 21, 2007

Chartered Accountant

An extremely dull person. Experts describe them as appallingly dull fellows, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.

Person A: Katie Bennetts is a fully qualified chartered accountant.

Person B: haha - I KNOW!

by anon d1ckhead February 23, 2010

self-centered

jason dunn, see Jason Dunn

P1: "What does self-centered mean dude?"
P2: "Jason Dunn...you didn't know that?"
P1: "Oh yeah, that faggot...damn"
P2: "Yeah dude, he's gay..small shlong too."

by mikey October 9, 2004

chundered

Anything that's demolished beyond repair.

"Dude, I had a blow-out on my bike and my tire was chundered."

by lisa wachs August 25, 2007