The act of masterbating using your own tears as lubrication, whilst thinking about your saviour.
Phrase coined by the Brotherwood of the Machine
Phrase coined by the Brotherwood of the Machine
by Gilfirkin - BoM July 19, 2019
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Oh what a Christleigh!
by Yobananabread420 July 24, 2019
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A combination of Christmas and Catholics. Christlics are Catholics who only attend church on Christmas.
I went to church on Christmas and had to stand in the back because the Christlics took all the seats.
by kaman25 January 1, 2020
Get the Christlics mug.1. a funny and warm person, who loves to be social, and truly cares about others more than himself
2. an intelligent person who cares about the world overall and stays informed on different political situations
3. a humble type who has a fantastic beard, a great head-of-hair, and is always willing to help others
2. an intelligent person who cares about the world overall and stays informed on different political situations
3. a humble type who has a fantastic beard, a great head-of-hair, and is always willing to help others
Person 1: That guy seems nice, do you know anything about him?
Person 2: Oh yeah, that dude is a total christapor!
Person 1: Which version? 1, 2, or 3?
Person 2: All versions - he's like the "Kevin" of "Christapors"
Person 2: Oh yeah, that dude is a total christapor!
Person 1: Which version? 1, 2, or 3?
Person 2: All versions - he's like the "Kevin" of "Christapors"
by INK2016 February 5, 2021
Get the christapor mug.Christerbation: When a born again Christian guiltily pleasures themselves knowing that they are a dirty sinner but "...boy does gettin dat nut feel good!"
"Oh Jesus! Are you coming or am I?!!!"
"Timmy furiously Christerbated then immediately went to church to repent for his vile sins..."
"Christerbation is the act of pleasuring oneself while sinning."
"Timmy furiously Christerbated then immediately went to church to repent for his vile sins..."
"Christerbation is the act of pleasuring oneself while sinning."
by BigPoppaCheeseMan April 21, 2021
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by christheroach May 21, 2021
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by Yo girlie November 21, 2021
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