A Christessa is a really good friend. She’s the woman of her world and is extremely trustworthy and funny. Christessa’s usually have a good taste in music and are good listeners. They tend to be extraordinary and keep secrets to themselves. Christessa’s are crazy. She knows it and so does everyone else. It's hard to gain her trust, so if you do, dont break it because she will kill you. shes a badass with strong mental and physical. Usually a smart girl that loves bagels and has killer eyes. A brave and strong Viking warrior-philosopher.
Did u see Christessa? She’s an übermensch.
by T_thetea67 November 21, 2021
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Get the Christcentric mug.Guy 1: That bird from pub is a right dirt bag, she tried giving me a Dirty Christelle last night
Guy 2: So what did you do
Guy 1: ....... I let her
Guy 2: So what did you do
Guy 1: ....... I let her
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by Horny4martyrdom November 1, 2025
Get the Christcel mug.The time around Christmas that gets people stressed out. Can be used pertaining to the "War on Christmas". What family members feel, knowing they have to interact with each other this holiday. Going shopping in malls, and heavily populated places could cause this stress.
The moment I awoke on black Friday, I felt the Christress kick me in the ass. Megyn Kelly might have been experiencing Christress while blurting out "Santa is white".
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