A person who is plastered out of their mind.
MUST include:
-stumbling/biffing hard
-flashing/mooning
-hitting on ANY strangers/hits up guys for drinks
-slutty behavior including lack of clothing and unwillingness to cover up
-vigorous and energetic body movements in tandem with any music in conjunction with clothes falling off
-telling people repeatedly that you love them
-repeatedly saying that you aren't drunk or "I'm gooood"
-sipping a mickey with no chase
-MUST LOVE VODKA and TEQUILA TIME
-refusal to believe the next day that you were Christine-drunk
-uses the simple explanation: "I'm just having fun!"
-MUST lose at least one personal item each party night
-may include stride of pride... or walk of shame the next morning
MUST include:
-stumbling/biffing hard
-flashing/mooning
-hitting on ANY strangers/hits up guys for drinks
-slutty behavior including lack of clothing and unwillingness to cover up
-vigorous and energetic body movements in tandem with any music in conjunction with clothes falling off
-telling people repeatedly that you love them
-repeatedly saying that you aren't drunk or "I'm gooood"
-sipping a mickey with no chase
-MUST LOVE VODKA and TEQUILA TIME
-refusal to believe the next day that you were Christine-drunk
-uses the simple explanation: "I'm just having fun!"
-MUST lose at least one personal item each party night
-may include stride of pride... or walk of shame the next morning
"I got Christine-drunk last night!!"
Friend 1: "What happened last night!?!?!?"
Friend 2: "You don't remember..? You were Christine-drunk!"
Friend 1: "What happened last night!?!?!?"
Friend 2: "You don't remember..? You were Christine-drunk!"
by victims of Christine-drunk November 22, 2010
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by kappayeet February 22, 2015
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A communicable language within the Christian subculture with words and phrases created, redefined, and / or patened that applies only to the Christian sphere of influence.
So, I took this girl out and she started asking me if I was saved and she was all into Jesus and the bitch was speaking Christianese
Christianese: "The Lord works in mysterious ways."
Translation: "I'm totally clueless."
Christianese: "The Lord works in mysterious ways."
Translation: "I'm totally clueless."
by Randag March 17, 2005
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by briguy17 February 5, 2010
Get the Christine mug.Christianese is the language spoken by Christians. It makes no sense to anyone unfamiliar with biblical texts, but earns you major points in the eyes of other Christians, because it means your words are hella holy.
Common examples include: old man/new man, unblemished lamb, fruit of the spirit, washed in the blood, and let's not forget the ever popular born again.
Common examples include: old man/new man, unblemished lamb, fruit of the spirit, washed in the blood, and let's not forget the ever popular born again.
Christian: Brother, I felt like I was really backsliding, so I crucified my old man and put on my new man, and now the fruit of the spirit is evident in my life!
Non-Christian: What the hell did you just say? You speakin' Christianese?
Non-Christian: What the hell did you just say? You speakin' Christianese?
by IndieSnob July 3, 2006
Get the Christianese mug.That chicken lady, thats christinelyn89 , shes a drunk druggie everyones been with. You want nothing to do with her bro. There isn't even any booty and She gave me worts. Not worth it.
by Yourmumstickybuns August 19, 2019
Get the christinelyn89 mug.Christine Ling Jia Yi is a strong and capable person that can achieve anything she sets her mind to. Her never-ending will to see the brighter side of every situation and constant pursuit for greatness is contagious and is loved by people around her. She is destined for greatness and is someone people look up to and admire. She possesses the attributes of a typical mom, her caring nature helps soothe the pain of others while being fierce in fighting for what’s right. She is beautiful even if she thinks otherwise and any guy would be lucky to have her. She gives great advice and is someone you can turn to for support. She will leave you wondering how you were able to find such an amazing person just like her. She is an amazing human being and an even greater friend. Cherish the fun and amazing memories you created, she's a friend for life and is someone who will leave a positive impact in your life. If you find a “Christine”, don't let her go; she is someone to be appreciated, cherished and loved.
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