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child chowder

Yet another slang term for semen. Child chowder is emitted from the penis during ejaculation.
Yesterday evening, after a few drinks, I escorted your grandmother to my private villa and proceeded in slathering my generous load of child chowder onto her face. She lapped it (the child chowder) up like a pig eating from a feed trough.
by Mr. Deepinsider November 12, 2007
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bum chowder

Dave: Dude, i just fell off my dirt bike..
Jim: Bum Chowder!
by kammerer1993 August 31, 2011
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butt chowder

1) The phenomena of a toilet containing the brown powdery remains of feces on the bottom of the bowl.

2) Having diarrhea and leaving a brown soupy substance in the bowl.
1) In Home Alone 2, the bad guy had to stick his head in a toilet containing butt chowder because his head was on fire.

2) Man, I had some nasty butt chowder this morning.
by Homer's Zeppelin March 19, 2004
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chowder howitzer

I pulled out my chowder howitzer and blew a big wad on her chin.
by Chach July 31, 2003
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Kennebunkport chowder

Secretly, sneakily, the male fills his mouth to near bursting with New England Clam Chowder. Then, whilst performing oral on a woman, he simultaneously punches both of his cheeks, thus blowing the clam chowder up the woman's vagina then procedding to eat it
For tonights entree me and michelle are gonna go off and have some fun then i will proceed to give her the kennebunkport chowder
by K2ryder2004 August 18, 2006
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Choda Chowder

1. A harsh variant of choda sweat. Common on males who wear talc or baby powder on scorching hot days. A noticable symptom is the appearance of pastie Crotch Ballies that reek of fish , ass and roquefort cheese.
Woman: That's a mighty ripe batch of choda chowder you've got there...
Man: I baked it myself!
by Chris September 2, 2008
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wang chowder

a blistering hot wad that comes out kinda chunky...note: see doctor
I'm going to prepare a nice bowl of wang chowder for your mother this evening.
by gnarlo January 14, 2008
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