Chodes

A nice cock that goes in your wife

Our chodes were in your wife

by Zjs skdbsjdvd August 29, 2020

chodehaver

defined as someone who has a chode

You see Kyle over there? He’s a chodehaver

by ThyHolyMilkMan June 2, 2023

We all have chodes

When you feel that no one is listening simply yell out "we all have chodes"

Everybody: talking

You: hello

Everybody: ignores

You: we all have chodes

by Farary5 October 16, 2015

chodesmoker

a person who viciously strokes chodes,
traditionally clad in meat and beetles
and also, on rare occasions, combined with "snowballing" and moist dung extracted from aging erotic entertainers, which makes it sort of kinky, and makes for bundles of crimson
cheeks and mangled elbow scabs.

Dammit, joan! If you weren't such a chodesmoker, your wrist wouldn't keep swelling up and turning into a claw!Make me a sandwich you saggy bitch.

by bill-muthafuckin'-green,bitch! January 5, 2003

chodestool

A genital wart that spreads so far south, it ends up on your ABC

Mary didn't even consider I had an STD until her tongue hit my chodestool.

by justdrop December 23, 2008

choadesack

term for a asshat, douchebag, or a fucktard.

He is such a choadesack

by maxertx June 24, 2009

Chodestar

When you have a Chode and you cum in a girl's eye.

Yesterday I gave my bottom bitch a chodestar.

by Chodestar June 13, 2016