chodeless pirate

A middle-aged male who has appeared in numerous pornographic adult movies. He always wears a pirate bandana, a scruffy goatee/beard braided into a pony tail, and a mean grimace. While he is a formidable pussy-pounder, his most notorious and perhaps most hilarious trait is that, in his movies it is very obvious that he is devoid of a chode. Alas, the chodeless pirate.

"Dude, what are you doing?"
"Watching Hustler TV. The chodeless pirate is in this one."

"I'm gonna go chodeless pirate on that chick's butthole like I just don't give a fuck."

by zaniac420 July 7, 2008

choder doder

One who plays with their chode in the style of a propeller.

I heard that guy is a choder doder.

by Perfectsin March 3, 2009

Chodeburglar

When a girl or guy depends if your gay, goes for a guy even though they know they have a chode and just want to steal it.

Morgan is such a chodeburglar, she won't leave me alone.

by Zona Lewis June 25, 2009

Chode Wieser

Someone who is an asshole,
Or mean or Annoying.

Man he's an Asshole,

No he's just a Chode Wieser...

by FudgeEyeNuh August 30, 2009

chodeapode

diverged from the two words "chode" and the plural form of platapus or "platypode" the word chodeapode is a platypus whos penis is twice the mass of the rest of its body.

the chodeapode's penis was so big that it weighed him down when he swam.

by the platypode March 30, 2010

chodelicious

adjective-

A tasty or appealing chode.

Jen was licking Sam's chode, and, surprisingly, she found it chodelicious.

by Tommy2011 September 23, 2011

Chodehawk

CHODEHAWK, noun- Unusually short stubby mohawk,most pronounced if the user has a big head may also be applied to a fauxhawk if said fauxhawks length is not greater than its width and/or the difference between the fauxhawk and the remaining hair is no greater than a 2 to 3 ratio.

Lilly:Have you seen Gerbers new haircut?
Barney: Looks over then bust out laughing
Lilly: Whats so funny?
Barney: He has a Chodehawk!
Lilly:What?
Barney:His hair, its not proportional to his head

Lilly: O god i see it, i can never keep a straight face when i see him now.
Barney: Chodehawk!!
Lilly: Chodehawk!

by Barnaby Norris Grylls January 2, 2012