chihuahua

evil dog created to take over the world...

Tinkerbell, Paris Hiltons pooch, is devising a plan to take over Hollywood.

by chihuahua haters anonymous April 12, 2005

chihuly

A weak, lame, or sorry ass person.

"Man, that nigga James is a chihuly"

by K-Nov a.k.a. Da K1ng (Ask about me) June 7, 2007

Chihuahuense

A person born in Chihuahua, Mexico. A person from the state of Chihuahua. Great, loyal, and brave person. Cool people. Person proud to be related to people from chihuahua.

Is great to have a Chihuahuense as a friend.

by azul September 30, 2012

Chihuahua

An ordinary dog who has been boiled down by the devil until it is a tiny, fur covered skeleton filled with nothing but hatred and evil who bites away at anything pure and who squirts their shit (deeply unpleasant diarrhoea-like slimy sludge) and piss. They are also the epitome of stupidity and their barks are like screeches from the deepest pits of hell. You also can't tell a rabid chihuahua from a healthy one as the evil bastards are always growling and frothing and screeching

Person 1: Hey dude I just got a chihuahua, and he's the cutest lil guy ever!!!
Person 2: Your nose... it's missing...
Person 1: Oh yeah, my beautiful lil puppy got a bit hungry

by Adil_Fiddler March 9, 2020

Chihuahua-style

Copulating doggy-style with one of the "little people", e.g. midgets, dwarves, etc.

JDubbs tried to hit that midget Chihuahua-style, but it turned out she was a man-midget.

by Jospeh Mamma October 10, 2003

chihuahua

Annoying, small, and disgusting thing. It's supposed to be a dog, but it's more like a big rat. Long haired chihuahua's look like giant hairballs

Guy-"HOLY SHIT YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR COUCH!! THERE IS A GIANT HAIRBALL ON IT!!"
Girl-"That would be my chihuahua!!"

by melons122 July 11, 2011

"spooning the chihuahua"

extreme happiness or joy, as represented by cartoonist vanessa davis.

Oh my god, I was totally "spooning the chihuahua" last night.

by mian August 21, 2006