chewin the fat

the worlds best tv show its a show that has millions ov sketches wi scottish people in it the best are : alan and bob,the painters,betty the slapper the lonesome shopkeeper, jack and victor the invisible boss nd the light house men

have you seen that bit on chewin the fat wi the ..........

by q May 7, 2005

chegwin

CHEGWIN (verb). JEGG-WJINN.

To secrete alchohol outside one's home to be consumed away from friends and relatives in secret... often whilst walking the dog or 'going for some fresh air'.

"Casper? Thy's not getten a Kestrel at all - your Judd's told me - yer Mam caught yer ovver t' wreck wi' some Diamond White... we all know's you Chegwin!"

(From "Kes... t' Director's Cut")

by Neil Baxter September 29, 2005

chewing screws

When you want to leave a escavator party this is what you use as an excuse

Host: Where you guys going?
You: Chewing screws

by Sigismondo February 7, 2018

Chewings

chewed bits of something

"Why did you leave these Chewings on the Bus"

by Chewings May 24, 2010

Chewing gum knickers

When someone gets excited and creams or gushes their pants, hence a sticky feeling similar to chewing gum.

She found him soooo sexy she gushed and then realised she had chewing gum knickers

by Wrigley's November 11, 2003

Chezzing

Trying to cover your ass when you've been caught doing something "uncivilised"

"I heard Matt got caught masterbating by his mother." "yeh he was totally chezzing"

by Potjunkie5 August 11, 2009

Chewing Gum

Chewing gum is a type of candy that can also somehow be good for your teeth? Yea I don't get it either. Chewing gum can also be used as a cheap laxative if you chew too many.

Emma: Hey, Olivia guess what!

Olivia: What?

Emma: I chewed too much chewing gum and now I have diarrhea.

by Shrek's father (in law) May 15, 2020