chestnest

An unusually large, free-flowing amount of chest hair which results in a resemblance of a bird's nest on one's chest.

Hey Bruce, that's a hell of a chestnest you got there!

I wish I could grow a chestnest like Bruce, but I am doomed to living life with a small, wiry patch of chest hair.

by aramrod July 19, 2016

Chestnut spread

Placing premature ejaculation on the chest of an individual performing fellatio on you in a Christmas themed environment

I was so excited when the Mariah Carey Christmas song came on, while standing under the mistletoe, I lasted only a couple of seconds before giving my partner an untimely chestnut spread thus ruining her already ugly Christmas sweater.

by Crockoli4 November 30, 2017

Caeston

A lazy rock, just stis around all day and does nothing

That kid in my class is such a caeston, lazy good for nothing

by Ahcholic_Robot September 25, 2018

creston point

apartment building in seattle. real n****s lived here. shout out to my guy amigo for cleaning these nasty a** apartments everyday. one time the garbage can blew up. lmaoo

Person 1: Do you know what is Creston Point?
Person 2: I lived there for 8 years..tried to move out but once you move you will never leave

by trapmoneybenny June 2, 2019

Chestophobia

The fear of being in a stack(Rainbow Six Siege) with Chester

Chester: Wanna play some siege with me?

Me: Sorry, Go diagnosed with Chestophobia

by itsarkornotidkyet March 19, 2021

chestina

Chestina. The most beautiful woman known to man...smart, funny, and determined.

"Is that Chestina walking on main street?!"

by MR.O AKA "SAMOAN SUPERMAN" April 14, 2021

treasure chesting

1. beat someone's face in so badly that he or she has a golden or silver tooth removed from his or her mouth.
2. Also when you fart so hard you cause feces to escape your bowels unintentionally.

1. Did you hear Ben was treasure chesting Liam and got three gold teeth.
2. Me and my freind were in a fart contest and I treasure chested.

by afrobillyshoes July 6, 2010