Chernobyl Control Panel

When there are all the warning signs which you ignore until its too late, the situation then goes critical and blows up in your face.

Typically relates to men chasing women that are just no good, who ignore all the warning signs and red flags only to find out that they are in fact a gold digger.

Dude 1: Oh had such a good weekend with Catherine
Dude 2: Really ?
Dude 1: Yeah, ended up paying for it tho, from the taxi there to the taxi back, drinks, dinner, lent her some money etc
Dude 2: Man, this is more than a reg flag situation, you have yourself a Chernobyl Control Panel.

by Christopherusly October 22, 2012

Chernobowl

When someone rips a nasty fart in another person's bowl piece of a smoking apparatus while they are torching whatever may be in it. The name is a reference to the nuclear disaster that happened in Russia in the 80s, Chernobyl.

noun - "Joe, why did you have to fart in my bowl and turn it into a Chernobowl? That's just gross."

verb - "JOE! You totally Chernobowled my hit. You're paying my next medical bill."

by Benthemagicbum December 17, 2010

Going Chernobyl

Its when the shit hits the fan, and things start heading for a nuclear meltdown.

Dude, all of Japan's nuclear reactors are suddenly going Chernobyl, wtf!

by MonkeyMadness2012 April 1, 2011

chernobyl baby

When someone is retarded enough to try to insult someone smarter, and fails.

ThisAsshole is a perfect example of a chernobyl baby

by Surprise_Its_Your_Mom_69 December 31, 2009

Chernobbing

The act of engaging in sexual acts despite, and often because of, the participants' impending doom due to apocalyptic events or man-made disasters, often linked to radiation. 'Chernobbing' is increasingly seen as synonymous with sexual relations of any kind, due to planet earth's accelerating environmental degradation, in addition to the rise of right-wing extremism.

Man, Anatoly and I were chernobbing for ages last night right in reactor 4

by MysteriousSandwich May 30, 2019

Hormonal Chernobyl

The condition that results when a female who desperately needs to be on mood-stabilizing medication gets pregnant before being able to do so.

Her hormonal state was far past that of pms and she knew she needed head-meds. Before she could go on the head-meds she got knocked up, turning everything she came in contact with into a Hormonal Chernobyl for the next nine long months.

by LolaLaLola November 22, 2011

Chernobylite

A person who was contaminated by the radiation from the Chernobyle Nuclear Power Plant.

I go home, I'd go dancing. I'd meet a girl I liked and say, "Lets get to know one another." And she would say, "What your? You're a Chernobylite now. I'd be scared to have your kids."

~Voices of Chernobyle

by VKnyazev January 13, 2011