Cheeto Dick

When you masturbate and eat cheetos and end up with an orange dick.
Chester Cheetah got a scorching case of Cheeto dick during lunch.
by Duke January 22, 2003
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cheeto dip

Your a Cheeto Dip

Mrs. Wilson you ever tried Cheeto Dip?
by DonkeyPuncher21 March 02, 2014
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cheeto beast

Someone who is hella beast and is very good at video games
Oh look at tony the little cheeto beast ace the team.
by The_LegitMeaning19 May 30, 2017
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Cheetos DNA

Circumstantial orange evidence left behind by a recent consumer of Cheetos.
John, I know you were the last one to touch the t.v. remote. It has your Cheetos DNA all over it.
by Rob in the 'Hood January 14, 2010
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Cheeto Rats

A small rodent that is born when a rat unifies with the orange, powdery residue of a Cheeto typically found in a basement-dwelling neckbeard's computer or bed.

Because of the smug, fedora-donning individual's lack of personal hygiene, the Cheeto dust begins to build up in the lair of the neckbeard. This typically results in the attraction of rats. As the rats and Cheeto dust combine, a Cheeto Rat is formed. Cheeto Rats are often more vicious than normal rats, and enjoy the taste of Cheetos.

It is recommended for neckbeards to remove Cheeto Rats before they get inside of a computer. They are known to chew on the wiring and even break keyboards. The term "Cheeto Rat" was originally coined in 1997 by both Eminem and Nostalgia Critic.
Man, Tyler the Neckbeard is disgusting! He has Cheeto Rats all over his computer, in his room, and there is one even in his ear!
by rudeboyty February 12, 2015
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Cheeto legs

Used when describing a rotund woman's large, pasty, dimply thigh and knee area. The leg takes on a cheeto shape when the woman bends her knees and kneels to the ground, making a thick, club-like resemblance, much like a cheeto.
Look at that fat chicks cheeto legs. Get her some pants!!!!!
by Ryan February 11, 2004
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orange cheeto

A millionaire president with a cheap ass tan
*hits blunt* is that an orange Cheeto
Nah dude it's our 45th president
by Brownperson1256 November 17, 2017
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