Cheeseburger walrus

A man with a large gut due too his frequant binges on Cheeseburgers. often eating in excess of 15 cheeseBurgers.
Notable Cheeseburger Walrus is "Randy" from Canadian cult classic Trailer Park Boys

"I called Randy a Cheeseburger Walrus" - Cory
"How many Cheeseburgers have u drivin into that gut today you frigging Cheeseburger walrus?"

by Tarukane December 31, 2008

Cheeseburger Titty Fuck

When a man cosumes a cheeseburger while titty fucking his partner. Variations of this include the Texas Cheeseburger Titty Fuck in which the man chews his cheeseburger while titty fucking, then lets out a loud "YEEHAW!" while waving his arms around as if on a mechanical bull. While yelling, the pieces of chewed cheeseburger should land on the female's chest and face.

"I cheeseburger titty fucked the shit out of that girl last night, the burger was pretty good."

"I cheeseburgered all over her face when we were Texas cheeseburger titty fucking last night."

by Cheeseburger fuck March 26, 2010

Cheeseburger picnic

A picnic involving many people on the show "trailer park boys" but mostly randy , he is the one trying to have a nice friendly cheeseburger picnic but it gets all fucked up by ricky.

"I was just trying to have a nice cheeseburger picnic BUT IT GOT ALL FUCKED UP!!"

by g-l420 August 16, 2009

Cheeseburger Family

Introduced by Jack Stauber (artist and musiciant), a Cheeseburger Family represents the stereotypical "perfect" family : A couple of kids, one baby, a dad and a mom, all of that in a big house and with a lot of wealth. It may seems like a perfect family but is in reality very simple-minded.
The term "Cheeseburger" is used because it represents something almost everybody likes.

"Look at this Cheeseburger Family in this TV Movie"

by lyceo May 1, 2020

Cheeseburger Shovels

The fat hands of a fat, gruff man.

Don't you dare put those cheeseburger shovels on me.

Some people go the gym, but I'm from the south and I just I just tie weights to these cheeseburger shovels I call hands.

See also Chris Christie

by The Amalamps August 4, 2015

Cheeseburger-Handy

The act of exchanging a cheeseburger for a hand-job.

While Patty was being charged for taking money for sex, she clarified to the judge what she did exchange sex for; She was taking burgers for sex, curly fries for a diddle, and a pickle for a lookey. It was her Tuesday afternoon special. Her attorney asks for a plea bargain, and the Judge grants a five minute recess. Later, she runs from the Judges chambers yelling "Outta my way, I'm not going to jail for a cheeseburger-handy!"

by Scroto Saggins April 8, 2010

Cheeseburger Daddy

Cheeseburger daddy is a man who gives a woman mcdonalds for pleasure.

A: hey man you take those two hippos out for mcdonalds?
B:What can i say im a cheeseburger daddy.

by RealJesusChrist November 28, 2010