platinum cheerio

A cheerio is a term given to a woman's vagina that is so tight it feels like having intercourse with, you guessed it, a cheerio. Platinum status occurs when said cheerio is able to bounce back to its original tightness regardless of how much intercourse it has received. After having said intercourse you as a male have now been ruined for all other vaginas and no other could possible compare.

Dick; Damn Jane, you must do a ton of kegals?!

Jane; Not really, I have a cheerio!

Dick; Well, we've been at it for three hours and it hasn't loosened up. Your cheerio is so good its a platinum cheerio.

by Vasshole 1 July 18, 2011

horny cheerio

Anyone with an accent that is trying to get sex.

Look at the new transfer student, he's totally trying to get in Lizzy's pants, that horny cheerio.

by seven6ty4 April 15, 2010

Honey Butt Cheerio

When honey is applied to ones butthole by another person and then licked clean by the same person who applied the honey.

Last night she gave me a honey butt cheerio.

Hey babe, can you give me a honey butt cheerio?

by Wimchip June 24, 2019

Hairy Cheerio

A Hairy Anus; Resembles a Cheerio that was pulled out behind a couch after 3 years

Man That girl Sure did have an Hairy Cheerio

by Anthony Rambo October 18, 2006

leather cheerio

anus; rectum

My chica's leather cheerio looked like a jelly donut by the time I was done hammerin' it.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002

burnt cheerio

an asshole. given it's name from the dark ring around your asshole. duh!

dude, that girl spread her cheeks and i totally peeped that bitch's burnt cheerio last night!

by the great american white ape January 15, 2009

Leather Cheerio

A butthole; pertaining to the shape and texture that it resembles.

Also know as the "Devils Onion Ring"

"Dude, that girl is so hot, I would lick her Leather Cheerio with out even thinking twice..."

by Abick March 31, 2008