chucking a civic

Having a massive erection at a super inappropriate time. (Coined after a friend had a massive erection upon arriving at Civic Video)

Bryan was chucking a civic at the video store and was extremely embarrassed. He tried to hide it but was unsucccessful.

by Adronator December 14, 2009

Checking Scores

Masturbating while pretending to check sports scores in the bathroom.

Hey what are you doing in there?
Checking scores ;) (Fap fap fap fap)

by HollywoodUFC October 13, 2011

drive by check-in

when you 'check in' using the Facebook Places facility, but you are not actually at the place you checked into.

This could be to fool people into thinking you are in one location when you are in fact in a different location close by.

You might also do this to appear cool on facebook by checking into exciting sounding locations. It allows a person to 'check into' a bar or club near where they live, when they are in fact at home in bed.

You might also check in whilst in a car.... driving past a location. hence the definition of drive by check-in

A. Hey Amy.... just seen that you checked into "Sonic bar and Club"??

B. No i'm actually at the home.... did a cheeky check in at Sonic on my way past!

A. HAHA a drive by check-in you sly dog!

by Jigga Lover November 22, 2010

Chocking

Choking + Cock

When you gag or choke on a penis while performing oral sex.

"Dude, Tiffany was TOTALLY chocking on me yesterday!"
"Seriously?! Gnarly!"

by cocksaint March 2, 2021

fackin chackin

An informal term used primarily when a person is extraordinarily high on THC in the parking lot of a fast food chicken restaurant becomes irate after the vegan girlfriend of the driver of the vehicle protests patronizing an institution that abuses animal rights and insists on leaving without purchasing food, therefore irritating the hungry baked person who intensely craves the almighty secret 11 spiced recipe fried chicken, resulting in a incoherent tirade of slurred words describing the importance of their hunger.

Ashley: "I don't want to go here, lets just go home."
Matt: "Okay."
Sivad: "Dude we're hungry."
Kate: "Fuck you, lets go inside and eat some fackin chackin!"
Everyone: *laughter*
Ashley: "Oh man, Kate. You are totally baked."
Everyone: *laughter*

*Everyone lives happily ever after and drive off on a country cruise into the sunset*

THE END

by 7WMK0 January 9, 2009

Checking Out

Exaiming anothers body, especially chest, crouch and butt regions. Usually people do this to stranger but occsionly to people they know. Usually done somewhat discreetly

The guy at the park was checking out the hot girl as she walked by

by Santas Sexy Helper July 28, 2004

Cheching

Crying while masturbating.

I was in a circle jerk with a couple of douche-canoes and I was cheching then my mother walked in.

by Greasus August 5, 2010