Chavs

chavs r wicked they have a chush dress code they r mad init n no how 2 hav a laugh. they all speck ther mind n art scared 2 fight wit any1 they hav all da bk up dey need n wil alwayz bk up other chavs n chavettes init big up all chavs init safe yall.

chavs r cush big up yall

by rose-ann July 16, 2008

Chavs

Groups that hang around the kebab shop and drink every single day because their parents too busy fighting and drinking to care

Harry - Oi look! There’s a chav.

Charles - Wow! Great chav spotting! There’s so many chavs

by Chavs May 30, 2019

chavs

a load of slags who wear too much makeup and carry around Victoria secret. The poor girl bloody stinks of it. They put about three bottles of fake tan on a night and end up looking like a satsuma. Every week they get a new boyfriend and when they break up she moves on in about a day. Her eyebrows are halfway up her forehead and lashes are commonly found in this species.

oi mate look at that peng one over there
are u kidding mate she is a rite chav
ino but I like chavs mate

by ellaxo December 21, 2019

chavs r us

JD Sports, a chain of 'sportswear' shops which in fact exists purely to provide clothes for the great unwashed white trash of Britain - Kappa, Nike, Burberry etc.

'I needed a t-shirt to paint in, so I went to Chavs R Us. I've never seen so many teenagers pushing prams.'

by The Moai April 6, 2005

Chavs/Chavettes

British pejorative slang for rowdy, antisocial, low class youngsters.

Chav-males/Chavettes-females

Chavs are heavily influenced by antisocial punk and gangster culture. Lewd and violent behavior, name brand or imitation sportswear, flashy jewelry, and a speech comprising British, American, and Jamaican slang are stereotypical trappings of a Chav.

Take one antisocial British youth, add punk American gangsta, add a dash of trashy street fighter - mix well and you have a Chav.

You know that dude on the corner with the sports jersey and bling, the Chav? He was talking shit to a cop and got arrested.

That’s what happens when you’re dealing with Chavs/Chavettes

by FDirector May 13, 2018

Clowns Who Kill Chavs

An underground organisation of scary looking clowns that are dedicated to the cause of curing Britain of the "chav" threat by any means. They have some notority both online, and offline.

Jack: Did you hear about all those chavvy kids who got attacked the other day? Reports said they were beaten down in broad daylight by a gang of clowns!

Jake: Yep, that's that awesome organisation "Clowns Who Kill Chavs". There's hope for Britain yet!!!

by Jerryatrick January 29, 2010

bohunt chavs

Complete Fuckwits who think they are hard as nails, when they wouldn’t hurt a fly. They don’t deserve the privilege of walking, so instead most of them have adapted to just wheelie-Ing instead of riding their bike. And I’m not saying that if your doing wheelies, your gay. I’m saying these rotten scum of the earth that film wheelies everywhere they go need to be stopped. Some say that they are part of “bikelife”. This makes me want to have “nolife”. Also, they act hard over the internet for some unknown reason. These chavs come in many shapes and forms, so be careful over the internet or one might call you gay.

Hey, see that dumb fuckhead over their?
Yeah that’s a wannabe road man and his bohunt chavs. Shoot them down right this fucking instant.

by Normal Straight Male July 21, 2019