chainsaw consultant

Independent contractors brought in by upper management under the auspices of "streamlining work flow", but in actuality to suggest what positions can be eliminated thus reducing headcount and overhead for purposes of downsizing.

In the movie "Office Space" the characters referred to as "The Bobs" are classic examples of chainsaw consultants. The main character avoids being fired through a combination of unexpected brutal honesty about his lack of passion for his position, and also engendering camaraderie with those sent to determine if his
job is really necessary.

by Cale Dempster December 18, 2008

Chainged

The act of being choked or strangled with a chain.

Dang man my neck is so sore where I got chainged last night!

by Adog18 April 18, 2017

Chainus

A chain that you swallow and let run through you untill it exits your asshole, then you link the end that you are about to swallow to the part that has come out of your asshole. Now let the chain run through your digestive system in a loop.

I knew a tattoo artist with a chainus.

by 83n R1t5c431 November 26, 2018

Chain Fetish

A chain or chains fetish is an attraction to being restrained or choked with a chain. It can also just be a general chain kink.

Boy: Oh no, she's getting the chains again
Girl: Meet me in the bedroom sweetie, I just grabbed the chains
Boy: I always knew she had a chain fetish.

by chickenbuttsavage July 19, 2020

Chainsaw Cannon

An absolutely devastating weapon created by a genius determined to exterminate a being that wishes to end all reality. If you ever obtain a Chainsaw Cannon, caution is advised as people will try to steal your ultimate weapon from you, so your only option is to chainsaw cannon them! Then you may rule over your new domain as a chainsaw cannon monarch.

"Hey, i got myself a chainsaw cannon"
"No way!"
"Yeah, and it's aimed at the United States Military!"

by Octagonal Revolver October 6, 2020

No chain

When something is easy to accompish or takes little effort, when it should be hard

Originally from cycling when it appears you can cycle with no effort, i.e there is 'no chain' needed to turn the pedals

SammyA "Yo bruv, i need to pick up me dole, but the queue is large!"

Ed McD "No chain player, the lady works on the desk, i'll hook you up"

by MikeP_London February 13, 2008

Bees N Chain

A garish necklace, typically worn by rappers and thuggish scallywags, supporting a large medallion containing a small amount of honey and housing a micro bee colony. The bees are typically africanized and very territorial and consider the wearer of the bees N chain to be their territory.

Now that I got mah bees N chain, Dem haterz gonna think twice!

Damn Nig! Look at all them bees flyin' around homeboy!

by Crispy_Critter November 23, 2010