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Champ Bailey

1. A subtle substitue for the phrase cock block. Mostly used by males, it allows the frustrated cock blockee to inform the cock blocker that he/she is coming between him and some snatch.

2. Derrogatory term for one who intentionally interrupts the flow of a man trying to hook-up with a girl.

3. Nickname for a person who is a galpal and talks shit about the guy whom is trying to get with his friend that is a girl.

4. The best defensive back in the NFL keeps wide receivers from scoring like cock blockers keep dudes from scoring aka getting some snatch
Airik: Man Neb always comes around when he knows that me and Kwaneesha are about to get the business!

Sam: Hell yeah man, I saw that shit! That motherfucker is always pullin a Champ Bailey!
by free42 December 2, 2007
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Champagne Fart

1. A fart that is bubbly in nature

2. A fart that makes a liquidy bubbly

sound resembling diarhea.

3. A truly disgusting, juicy, bubbly fart that sounds as though the person has just dropped a liquid bubble bomb in their pants.
Anna: That was disgusting! Do you need to wipe?

James: No, it was just a Champagne Fart
by Squeeby July 7, 2010
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Caspar

Caspar is a person with a huge 10 inch wily which he shoves in the fittest girls ever

Any girl who gets near him gets a tingle in their fanny because they want his 10 inch wily to penetrate though that lobe of skin
Omg, is that a Caspar?
Yes ik it's amazing
Yum yum
by Louise King February 1, 2017
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chaiphy

The Jewish way to hyphy and go dumb
We get chaiphy and go dumb in synagogue with four cups of Manischewitz wine.
by Danny Zeff January 16, 2008
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Champagne Dream

Noun. A grandiose desire to obtain some or all first-class indulgences that are completely out of reach due to financial burden or strain, causing either maxed-out credit lines and / or leeching on to someone who is well-funded.
Ex.

Chris: "Wow. He's giving Casanova a run for his money the way he seduces these trust fund women."

Bailey: "Yeah, but his champagne dream will dry up when they leave him down and out."
by ImperialSaint77 June 10, 2013
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champagne flush

A champagne flush is a sexual act shared between two ladies and the finest bottle of Champagne money can buy. It is similar to an enema except with a carbonated twist.

First, the bottle of bubbly is shaken with gusto. Next the panties of the lucky lady is removed, the cork popped from the bubbly and the bottle (neck end) is inserted deep into the old hotdog wallet by the other lady.

The pressure of the spraying champagne will loosen up the vaginal canal and flush out any nasty old tampons and semen.

You'll be gushing to try it.
"Oh Gypsy, I'm feeling a little slimy downstairs."

"Well Ginger, I'll pop on out to the shops and grab a bottle of Moët."

"You are going to give me a champagne flush aren't you Gypsy?"

"Why of course Ginger!"
by Very Dirty Sanchez March 16, 2014
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Casper The Friendly Fuckboy

This is a type of guy who can be loyal but for the most part sticks to sleeping around he’s just as sweet and kind as a boyfriend would be but still as horny as a fuckboy he is known to say phrases like “I love you” and “I’d marry you” often and always casually with no real meaning behind them
Friend 1: I think I like him should I go for it?
Friend 2: He’s kind of a Casper The Friendly Fuckboy but I think it’ll be fine.
by Mf punk June 7, 2018
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