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Kensington Charleston Chew

The act of dropping a deuce and placing it in the freezer for later use. After or during coitus, yourself and your soul mate share the frozen log as you would with the famous candy.
"We went out for sushi Saturday night. Afterwards, back at home, we lit some candles, turned on some old timey jazz, and enjoyed a Kensington Charleston Chew."
by KCC SP February 4, 2009
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Charleston Tea Party

When you squat over a toilet and lightly dip your testicles into the water while masturbating.
"I cannot get off without doing the Charleston Tea Party."
by Freeeems May 19, 2014
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Charleston Chocolate Banana

When a guy shits on your dick, you freeze it and enjoy.
"Oh shit, I set the freezer too low and now what would have been a nice Charleston Chocolate Banana, has turned into a Alaskan Cold Front"
by weirdjake123456789 February 21, 2009
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charleston marsh munch

When someone has swamp ass and you eat their ass out
I got Julie naked one hot day, turned her over and gave her a charleston marsh munch
by Holler Back September 25, 2006
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Rolled Charleston Herald

I was at my friends house the other day and their toilet wouldn’t flush, so I had to perform a Rolled Charleston Herald.
by Daeders June 15, 2019
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charleston monte carlo

When your deployed to Afghanistan and someone on your team shits in your pillowcase.
Jason just left a Charleston monte carlo in Aaron's room.
by SENDMEHOMEALREADY April 12, 2016
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charleston choo choo

A line of at least 5 republican men in a sodomy daisy chain with one another. The front of the charleston choo choo is generally the burliest of the daisy chain and is considered the locomotive.
Up at the state capital, a few of the aids got together after work for a charleston choo choo near the rest area.
by Rob Walk February 27, 2013
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