Cardonuialistism (Car-dough-new-e-a-list-ism) or cardonuialistic (Car-dough-new-e-a-list-tick) is the realisation that everything and everyone is going to die and everything is out of control and you mind is going through 50 parallel universes trying to find why this is happening.
John: I think Dave cracked last night, he went through cardonuialistism.
Tommy: I knew something was happening!
Tommy: I knew something was happening!
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A family of powerful women and handsome men. A Cardona is always fun to hang out with and unique beyond compare. They will always be there for you and listen when times are hard.
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Get the chardinian mug.The 2020’s version of the first wives club. The young Ex wives who always pose in the same 5 ladies across state at the camera boring pic. They take ambien and give each other horrible advise. Their sec move is the dead starfish. They roller for the finish on holidays and special occasions.
I was at lunch enjoying my day right up to the moment TEAM CHARDONNAY walked in. Three of them. They couldn’t text my ex-wife fast enough. Intentionally birches.
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