chastity strip

The metal child-resistant cigarette lighter protection strip, especially on Bic lighters. Can also be referred to as 'lighter foreskin'.

"Dammit, I can't light the hash oil, the stupid chastity strip keeps scuffin' my thumb!"

"Man, good thing I didn't rip off the chastity strip yet, I need something to scoop the hash oil onto the bowl."

by Senor Mota January 14, 2009

Chastity

What little girls tell themselves is the right thing to do, even if it makes their boyfriends sad. :(

Boy- Babe it's been six months, and i really am in love with you.
Girl- NO! My priest told me that chastity is the only way to salvation.
Boy- Aww nuts.

by CharlieGordon May 30, 2013

Chastity

Name of a whore, usually without any real abilities other than (to the irony of her name) sex, despite her loosened vagina.

There goes that whore!" "Where's Chastity?

by MouthSexer April 11, 2011

chastity belt

The roll of fat on a morbidly obese man or woman that folds over and covers the genitals.

She was so fat, her chastity belt nearly dragged on the floor.

by Pyrostevo July 16, 2011

Chastity bra

A tricky, difficult bra or article of clothing that is particularly hard to unhook, which makes the unhooker feel like a fool.

I couldn't believe she was wearing a chastity bra on the third date, I mean, I expected sex after the third date! I guess I'll give her a hickey instead.

Nate couldn't take off the girl's chastity bra, let alone her easy to remove bra, thus qualifying him as inexperienced.

by giftfromgod86 February 1, 2010

chastity

The most unnatural of sexual perversions - Aldous Huxley

Chastity defeats the purpose of the both sex's reproductive organs. Why the hell do you think you have them ? to play with ?

compare: abstinence
synonym: frigid
antonym: paris hilton, pornstar

by beckhendrix February 5, 2007

craptitude

A measurment of how bad someone has to crap.

When I woke up this morning I had to shit so bad my craptitude must have been at 95%.

by fader0003 July 29, 2008