Chair

A solid that your buttocks gently lie on as you watch porn or I mean tv... sorry

That chair is likes my buttocks

by The lax god March 23, 2019

Chair

A multi-person sex club in school. Usually for 1 boy and more than 2 girls. For ages 11+.

Want to 'chair' later? 👌🏼😛

by TheHumanWhoDoesThings October 21, 2016

chaired

When you are given a 'new' & 'better' office chair, and forced to use it because it's new. See also; "If it ain't broke, fix it till it is."

Authority, "You can put your ass in the chair or the chair can go in yer ass, shlub."
Poor Shlub, "Fuck, I got chaired."

by Shlubs McGee January 24, 2016

Chair

Its a fucking chair what do you expect?

Its just a chair Karen

by shirokusheesh June 9, 2021

The Chair

An only male on male sexual position where one partner will squat against the wall in a chair position while the other partner rides him. Usually the guy who gets to ride puts a post up on Facebook bragging about it.

"Fresh out the chair"

by Jazzmasterson December 23, 2016

chair

a thing you put your ass on to be comfortable

Why are you raping the chair!?

by IMAGINATION February 27, 2015

chair

used in exclamation to describe something positively, a synonym for cool or awesome.

You got an iPhone 4 for your birthday?! That's so chair!

by Lizicles August 3, 2010