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Cannabitis

an affliction caused by the recent consumption of a copious amount of marijuana. Symptoms can include but are not limited to: fatigue, sudden hunger for mixed textures and flavors of snack foods, lack of motivation(unless a rudementary form of doggy style is happening), paranoia, euphoria, or an extreme case of the gigglesnorts.
"We were going to go to the store to get lunchables and whoppers, but we had that cannabitis. So, we just ate peanut butter and apple sandwiches with chocolate syrup and cinnamon. Dude, I know it sounds weird, but that shit was like Mexican apple pies. After that, we napped like mofos"
by jazzytwerk September 5, 2013
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cannabitorium

The area in a pot smoker's home that is designated for toking. Commonly found in homes where the smoker lives with non-smokers.
"Hey Kumar, let's light this fatty up."
"Not here, let's retire to the cannabitorium."
by Shadyburger May 12, 2014
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cannabinophile

A person who is a connoisseur of pot, similar to oenophile for wine snobs.
The clerk at the local medical weed dispensary is a real cannabinophile when it comes to the relative merits of strains.
by geronimob October 26, 2014
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Cannabueno

a contraction of the Spanish word ''Bueno'' and the Latin name for weed: ''cannabis''.
'' Harry was arrested for smoking too much cannabueno.''
''Hey dude, can I smoke some cannabueno?''
'' Dave invests in the growing Cannabueno industry in Canada''
by Cannabuenoman October 10, 2018
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cannabish

a woman who knows what she wants. a woman who makes mad money and loves hard but doesn't put up with any shit. a woman who wants everybody to win. a sexy, conscious cannabis connoisseur.
she be talking all that shit, because she wants to be her. she's not your bitch. she's a "cannabish".
by gleaf. February 6, 2021
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golden state cannabis

I spent my summer vacation in California and I got some great golden state cannabis while I was there.
by The Flavor Major July 2, 2018
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cannabistro

a cafe where its you smoke cannabis.
Hey, we're all going to go down to the cannabistro, eh? Wanna come?
by the anarchist June 17, 2004
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