Naked Caterpillar

The Naked Caterpillar. An extreme funk break dance move, performed by actively impersonating a human sized caterpillar. The Human Naked Caterpillar extends its head and the front of its body along a horizontal surface. It then finds a place to grip with its Naked body and flacid Penis. To get a good hold, it bunches up the middle of its body into tight curves that grip the surface while it pulls its back end up; it then springs forward again to find a new place to grip with its body and cock.

Do the Caterpillar, Do it naked!!!...Naylor do the Naked Caterpillar !!!!!

by Bob Nickson January 20, 2008

Lip caterpillar

The stage of a young mans moustache near the end of his adolescent years. When the hair above his upper lip looks more than just smeared dirt. The hair grows long and prickly. If you were blind folded and someone told you to run your finger across it and you had to guess what it was, it would be a caterpillar.

The BIG caterpillars with long spikey hairs you see on leaves, but instead above a young mans upper lip. There for called a lip caterpillar.

Conversation ex:
Gal- "What's that on your face?"
Guy- "Oh this? It's my lip caterpillar."
Gal- "May I pet it?"
Guy- "It might bite."

by Cosmosmosis January 30, 2012

Woolly caterpillar

A small white penis or black penis but never an Asian penis surrounded by lots of very dark pubic care that has lots of come in and it is very very attractive and most women find woolly caterpillars a real turn on and want them inside of their bodies so they can come and The woolly Catapillar's will cum and everybody comes and comes and comes.

She wanted to lick the woolly caterpillar , but she couldn't because there was too much hair

by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017

Angry Caterpillar

n. A soft penis that has pubic hair stuck to it after cumming inside of a hairy vagina and has attracted some of the hair on its way out. When the penis is no longer hard and is covered with the hair it looks like an angry caterpillar.

I was having sex with this girl last night and when I pulled out my cock was looking like an angry caterpillar.

by Vnnami222 May 3, 2012

angry caterpillar

When you're fucking a girl with a hairy snatch and you cum in here snatch. And when you pull out your sticking dong some of her pubes get stuck to your dong. When you lose your hard on your dong looks like an angry caterpillar.

Ey I was fucking this girl last night and when I pulled out my cock came out looking like an angry caterpillar.

by Nico The Italian Stallion December 19, 2008

Fuzzy Caterpillar

When a girl is sucking a guy off and he blows in her mouth, but she doesnt swallor, so his dick is all sticky. He then pulls out of her mouth, rips some of her pubes out and sprinkles them on his dick. He then wiggles around like a caterpillar.
Invented by Trevor Stoltz

I was bored last night so after I got head I pulled a fuzzy caterpillar.

by Cabana Boy July 28, 2004

Stealth Caterpillar

The act of sneakily crossing a large distance in a sleeping bag because one is too lazy to leave it and walk. In order to become the LEGENDARY Stealth Caterpillar you MUST do the 'inching' movement that caterpillars are known for. You must also be incredibly sketchy and stealthy.

Being a Stealth Caterpillar is a prestigious station and the capability to be in such an occupation generally limited to theatre technicians.

Bob- "Stan, it's the middle of the night. What are you doing?"
Stan- "Well, I'm being a Stealth Caterpillar on my way to the restroom."
Bob- "You're not inching."
Stan- "What?"
Bob- "You are not inching."
Stan- "Well I don't see how that really makes a--
Bob- "You are not worthy!"

by SketchyMcGee April 19, 2011