Catastropee

Sudden, unintentional urination frequently the result of experiencing a shocking or traumatic event whilst retaining a full bladder.

Exiting the roller coaster was an ignominious affair for Andrew, as all of his friends could plainly witness his catastropee.

by RMusick March 5, 2012

Catextrophy

1. A written communication, primarily a text message, that is filled with spelling errors, poor punctuation, and mistaken auto-corrects.
2. A written communication that drastically fails to convey the intended message.

John: Can I, boorow you're lane mover tommorow?
Steve: That was a catextrophy!

by MusicManSteve April 6, 2015

Caucastrophy

Any disaster caused by or fueled by white people.

What Christopher Columbus did to the Native Americans was such a Caucastrophy

by Lawless bell (spyder ) January 13, 2021

Calostrophy

Sam and Courtney’s love

I love you a calostrophy

by Calostraphy May 7, 2021

Catastropika

So Catastropika is when you and a Pikachu do a funny dance and destroy one of your path

Catastropika is going to destroy your whole team

by Dr dragonbutt jkjk December 21, 2022

Catastropika

Catastropika (Japanese: ひっさつのピカチュート Certain-kill Pikachoot) is a damage-dealing Electric-type Z-Move introduced in Generation VII. It is the exclusive Z-Move of Pikachu and an upgraded version of its signature move, Volt Tackle.

Umm Pikachu use catastropika

by Sumowrestler December 21, 2022

Clitastrophy

A catastrophe caused by girl creating a problem where the guy takes the blame. It generaly leave the guy flabergastered.

Example 1:
GF: I'm pregnant.
BF: You're pregnant?
GF: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I never want to see you or your name anywhere but on the child support checks.

Example 2:

Girl flirts with you on dance floor.
You dance with her.
You bring her back home.
Do stuff.
Next thing you know her BF is at the door wanting to kill you.

OMG ITS A CLITASTROPHY!

by Headbomb March 21, 2004