Carpenters delight

Where a man masturbates using sandpaper rather that a bare hand. Usually results in a bloody mess and lots of shaven skin grated off the mans shaft.

I’m not fucking anytime soon, had a carpenters delight yesterday.

by Swaggy longbottom November 2, 2017

Carpentersville

A town where normal middle-class Hispanic/Latinx and Black families mainly reside. White people surrounding the area shame the town for being "ghetto" just because they see minorities prospering.

White person: "Stay clear of Carpentersville, it's full of Mexican and Black gangbangers!"
Normal person: " Just because crime rates were high in the 90s doesn't mean everything here is ghetto."

by FoxRiverRat July 16, 2022

360 Bartender

A bartender who's head is on a swivel and keeps your drink(s) refreshed without hesitation. Generally hard to find, especially at singles bars where the bar keep is more interested in scoring than earning a gratuity.

That dude was a 360 bartender. I never had to ask him for anything, and neither did anyone else. He was Johnny on the Spot, and even slid me a free beer after my fourth round with subsequent tips. Bravo!

by Lord Bismarck November 18, 2011

Alex Carpenter

Someone who eats all the GODDAMN RAVIOLI!!

"Hey ah, wheres all the ravioli? I just bought like 9 cans?"

"Oh yeah that FATASS ALEX CARPENTER ATE ALL OF IT!!!!"

by UNLUCKYSCROTUM February 27, 2019

america's top bartender

A game invented one cold night by Mando, Catherine, Claudio, Sammy, Diego, and Andrew

It involves you teaming up into pairs competing for the best drink mix, whether it be the tastiest or the strongest.

The drink is mixed in secret then poured out for the judges, everyone rotates and at the end the best drink wins and everyone is a bit drunk, so everyone wins.

Mando: Hey you all wanna play America's top bartender?
Catherine: I'm down!
Diego: yea im game, even though I cheat with catherine!
Claudio: whatever... I'll drink to that
Sammy: ok, lets play! me and catherine are team 1

by lisa drive January 10, 2010

Carpenter Avenue

Studio City's public elementary school that functions pretty much as a private school. There is a long waiting list,and many families move within a 2 mile radius in order to send their children here. A student at Carpenter will find themselves connected to 99% of the valley's under 20 population all throught their school years, creating an endless network of acquaintances. This is the puplic school for generally private school bred children. Although the school went down hill after numerous principal changes after 2000, it is still favored amongst studio city families. If you're in the valley, and you didn't go to Carpenter, you probably went to Colfax or some little private school noboby has heard of.

oh my god i know you! wait, did you go to carpenter?

Oh yeah I know him, he was 2 grades ahead of me at Carpenter.

I've known him since we were like 5 from Carpenter.

Were you in am or pm kindergarten?

by xox March 6, 2005

Bartender Tommy

That dude to be dude friends with! And it’s not a joke at all. Make bartending is legit what you should inspire to be. That name has grabbed more ladies, and woke up next to ones I only dreamed about. How? Who knows, he’s the shit and you will know what I mean. Once you watch the girls, watch him, while watching him mix up drinks.

I wish I was as attractive and had the confidence, to talk to women like Bartender Tommy can!

by A Westfield wishful August 3, 2018