by Daniel May 13, 2005

by hermana menor June 11, 2006

The fine art of throwing canoes at old ladies and see how many it takes for them to say FUCK OFF!!!!
by Captain Tuckshop November 24, 2006

carrot is a orange headed boy with freckles all over the fucking place. he was born 9 months after his mum masterbated with a carrot
by allan is houso August 21, 2006

the word carrot is an unusual word but in the land of essex this word is used to cover up another word which is very bad. carrot stands cunt
bro your such a carrot
by carrotkicker October 24, 2014

Hey, connor, cut those damn carrots... they really freak the hell out of mee... You know this makes me horny...
by pugs March 6, 2005

a metaphorical sense of the word meaning the way guys toy with you, such as "dangling a carrot" in front of your face like you're a donkey until you finally just feel like going up to them and screaming "i hate you for doing this," which would then fastly be followed by total embarrasment, so you never get up the courage to carry through with it...so i had a bad day
by dead_vernacular07 March 12, 2005
