Skip to main content

calling someone a penny

Calling someone a penny is an insult. First you say, "you're like a penny", the person will then ask why. You then proceed to say that they are invaluable, flat, two-faced and is always in someone's pants. This insult is normally done to one of a female gender.
This is a script of a random dude calling someone a penny

Bitch: You don't know me! You cant even describe me in one word.

Random dude: Your like a penny.

Bitch: WTF????

Random dude: Invaluable, flat, two-faced and always in someone's pants.
by Google eyeball June 23, 2020
mugGet the calling someone a penny mug.

psycho calling

Calling and then redialing a number three times or more in a row because your call is not being answered; usually done in anger or out of frustration.
Why were you just psycho calling me? I just got out of the shower.
by Judd September 1, 2008
mugGet the psycho calling mug.

carding

The act of obtaining someone else's credit card information, by either wordtrashing/word which hardly works anymore, or hacking an online store, or simply looking at someone else's card and writing down it's number and exp. date. Once the card info is obtained the person doing the carding will usually have a drop point (an empty house or building) and have the items ordered with the credit card shipped there to make the whole act pretty untraceable.
I'm carding a phat new laptop computer.
by Phender August 5, 2003
mugGet the carding mug.

calling in black

"Calling in Black" was a Freudian slip by a white male medical office worker, summarizing a phone call from

La'Shondra, who was calling in from Compton with a litany of symptoms (nausea, diarrhea. dizziness...) none of which has any visible signs. He hung up the phone, and announced to the mostly black staff, "LaShondra just called in Black" "Sick, Sick" He said immediately. "She called in Sick" Too late to un-ring the bell, he was spared a trip to HR, because the staff loved the phrase, and co-opted it into the office lexicon, and spread to other offices.
"Jamisa is calling in black on Monday, and making it a 3-day weekend."
by La'Shondra June 13, 2018
mugGet the calling in black mug.

Carving the Turkey

The act of ejaculating on another person's meal. This could be performed to an enemy or a friend and should be kept secret (e.g on the inside of a sandwich)
Hugo chuckled to himself as he had just finished carving the turkey into Merridew's sponge pudding.
by Ltrainman February 27, 2007
mugGet the Carving the Turkey mug.

sharing is caring

When you have something (usually food) and your friend wants some, its common to use this phrase.
*le you eating pizza while friend walks up*
Them: Can I have some?
You: No.
Them: Sharing is caring!
You: I don't care.
by Bob the Magic Taco May 16, 2012
mugGet the sharing is caring mug.

Calling in drunk

a. A valid excuse for calling out of work when you've partied too hard the night before.

b. Evading responsibility via alcohol, i.e. court, child care, blind dates, birthdays
We partied until 5am and I passed out on a homeless man... definitely calling in drunk today.
by Hudson Riley August 30, 2013
mugGet the Calling in drunk mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email