Cracker

A racially and culturally insensitive word derived from 15th and 16th English views of Irish and Scottish peasants with Celtic accents and customs. English nobility nicknamed these people "Crackers" because whenever they spoke, it makes the English laugh at them. Hence, the phrase, "to crack a joke" or a "cracker" was intended for Irish and Scottish peasants who sounded funny when spoke, were being interrogated or tortured.

English Lord #1: I'm bored and need a good laugh, but I'm sick of calling the jester.

English Lord #2: I know, let's arrest some Crackers and interrogate them while we drink some ale!

English Lord #1: Brilliant! They are exceptionally entertaining under lashing!

English Lord #2: Especially when forcing them to beg for mercy!

English Lord #1: Last time, even the inquisitor could not stop laughing!

by Ian the Invincible May 13, 2020

Bon Voyage Me Old Cream Cracker

What you say before your flush someone down a toilet.

Sid: You won't mind if I get the bubbles going will ya?
Roddy: Don't do this! I can't swim!
Sid: (Pulls handle) Bon voyage me old cream cracker!

by FlushedAway June 2, 2017

The Cracker Game

A competative jerk circle in which a group of guys stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a cracker. The last person to let out their load on the cracker has to eat it.

After loosing the cracker game Bobby ate the soggy cracker.

by Bobby the Jap August 17, 2006

crackerbox palace

George Harrison's crib

"We welcome you to Crackerbox Palace, we've been expecting you"

by HellaMcCartney June 5, 2020

Cracker

Someone who's showing off their ass crack for everyone to see.

"Yo go stick a pencil down Cracker's grand canyon"

by Buddy Bestie March 27, 2023

grammar cracker

Something to be given to someone who refuses to correct their grammar.

Person 1: Oh' ma gawd man dats liek awesome
Person 2: God man, here's a Grammar Cracker

by BlazeFox December 20, 2013

Knee Cracker

The cracker behind your knee.

I squish Celeste in my knee cracker.

My knee cracker is very hairy.

The hair in my knee cracker won't come off when I shave!

My knee cracker is very sweaty. It makes a farting sound when I squish it.

by avacado113 July 6, 2016