soft carb

To be hit in the head with a piece of stale French bread. To retaliate, defecate in a baguette and hit the bread thrower in the head with bread filled with shit.

My roommate hit me with bread and I returned the favor by giving him a soft carb.

by Dtrain55 August 25, 2011

social carbing

A person who eats carbs when hanging out with friends or to feel integrated into social situations. Social carbing means eating carbs occasionally and almost always in groups – often while drinking alcohol. Similar to social smoking, only with carbohydrates.

“I only ever eat carbs when I’m out drinking with my friends. I guess you might call it social carbing.”

by SalvyZ June 17, 2018

carb stick

cigarette

Hey Bro, I ran out of carb sticks, got a spare?

by Bagger762 January 26, 2010

carb fest

a day of consuming too many carbs

“this day is turning out to be a carb fest”

by bea liv in life after love June 1, 2024

Carb Therapy

The act of therapeutically indulging in empty carbs to make oneself feel better

Ken just dumped Jenny, she's going to need some major carb therapy.

"So, how was your day?"
"Shitty, but I'll feel better after a bit of carb therapy."

by Katy808 December 11, 2012

Carb yarn

spaqettie noodles

That's a big ol'bowl of carb yarn

by Beef stick Pete June 24, 2017