Capmonism

Capmonism, as a moderate right-wing free-market nationalist ideology, advocates for controlled immigration policies to safeguard the nation's economic and cultural interests. It emphasizes the importance of prioritizing the well-being of its citizens and preserving national identity. While promoting a free-market economy, Capmonists argue for measures to ensure that immigration is regulated to maintain domestic job opportunities and protect social cohesion. The focus is on fostering a strong, self-sufficient nation while carefully managing the influx of individuals to uphold the values and stability of the society.

A: I’m a conservative, what about you?
B: Oh, I’m a capmonist!
(In the given dialogue, the term "capmonist" is a fictional word coined to represent an individual who adheres to the ideology of Capmonism – a moderate right-wing free-market nationalist perspective that combines elements of capitalism, nationalism, and a balanced approach to societal values.)

by Bromadehisownideology☠️ January 22, 2024

cannonize

To make something cannonic in real life, Luke something would be cannon in a work of fiction

That inside joke has been cannonized now!

by NoxiousCoupon April 2, 2024

cannonsburg ski area

The place where dinosaurs became extinct, you can tell because of the craters in there driveway. The bathrooms remind you of a dirty campgrounds communal bathroom. The ski lifts are either broken or have unreasonably long lines. The employees hate themselves and refuse to do their jobs. The owners don't care to reinvest their profits into their property. Their food is like your local run down drive In theaters cafe. Their prices are higher than your creepy uncle on April 20th. The lodge reminds you of a homeless shelter after COVID-19.

Hey want to come to Cannonsburg Ski Area with me tomorrow?
Nah man I rather go anywhere else, Cannonsburg is a dump, they should pay me to snowboard there.

by Lmaopp January 10, 2025

Cannons

Big tits

Phaw! Look at the cannons on that

by DS798 August 27, 2025

war cannons

big tits

that chick has some war cannons on her

by fun123lol December 28, 2021

Twin cannons

The act of rapidly inserting both of your fists, in an alternating manner, directly into a man's anus. Often done violently, with force.

Last night was wild. He used the Twin Cannons on my asshole so hard, I'm going to need a diaper.

by Pillcosvy April 9, 2022

Big Cannons

Term used to describe a female with a pair of large breasts.

The term was coined by Kenny Powers in the HBO show Eastbound and Down when referring to his ex lover (April Buchanon) who possessed a pair of large breasts.

“Hey Big Cannons (April), who’s the new dude?”

by T C Ellis May 22, 2025