Calories

Calories are the amount of energy released when your body breaks down (digests and absorbs) food.
The calorie is a unit of energy.

“Oh god!- I may or may not have had a bit too much calories..”

by Shaya October 25, 2022

Calorie queen

A women who is fat & ugly and gay

Bro did you see how much Calorie queen arwen ate at Burger King?

by 🐮🐮 February 4, 2023

Calories

Invisible food math

You: “Dude what are calories?”
Me (an educated guy): “Basically, it’s invisible food math.”

by Jjoshyy69420 March 12, 2023

Calorie

Invisible food math

You: “Dude, what’s a Calorie?”

Me (an educated guy): “Basically, it’s invisible food math.”

by Jjoshyy69420 March 12, 2023

calorie whore

someone who makes a conscious effort to count every calorie they consume in a day to the point where it becomes excessive.

Liv has become such a calorie whore.

by anonymous July 23, 2024

calories

The energy that is in food or drinks.

"cant live with calories, cant live without calories."

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 28, 2024

CalorieMaxxing

When your shirtless with your camera on while in a phone call with your friends eating really unhealthy food, generally a dessert or ice cream, and repeating the phrase “I’m CalorieMaxxing”, typically used as a method of Ragebait, but also can be used for non-ragebait purposes.

Dan kept CalorieMaxxing on call, so I muted him

I had annoyed John with my CalorieMaxxing so much that he hung up.

by Alactraz6 July 10, 2025