Calamity

Ka•la•mi•ty ~ Unfelt love from both sides.

1: dude , i love her , but she doesn't love me.

2: i love him more than life , but he doesn't even like me.

3: You're both having the feeling of Calamity.

by jesus stylinson July 19, 2014

Calabasas

aka Catty Bitches
Town of the bulimic wannabe MILF Mom, anorexic skank daughter and don't even ask about bubbe.
Bad place filled with neurotic bitches that hate themselves and each other.
Known for conspicuous consumption, until credit gets scarce, then known for freeloading on "friends".
Bad place to be from, as you can't erase the memories.

Catty Bitches - even worse than the rest of the West Valley.
My dog ran away to Calabasas, and then ran back scared to death.
Running over a Catty Bitch is a Mitzah.
Danny, buy me a Range Rover because I am a Catty Bitch.

by Ozmandias December 29, 2008

calabrese

Thos who derive from Calabria, The southern most region of the Italian mainland. They are more like Sicilians then northern Italians. Both have the dark skin, dark hair and very similar dialects.

Are u italian, yea im Calabrese.

1: Tu sei siciliana
2: no no Sono calabrese

by Rizzuto killa April 8, 2005

te calmas o te calmo

Scariest words ever.

te calmas o te calmo

by MoMo Bitchslap November 27, 2022

Calm a llama down

asking somebody to calm down during their moment of hysteria. Aimed towards someone who is getting upset over a minor issue.

Jont'e: Play chess with me.
Me: I will, but my screen in frozen. Give me two minutes.

Jont'e: No, I won't give you two minutes.

Me: Calm a llama down, I'll be right with you!

by ms.thugnificent May 14, 2010

Calais

A major city in France where people go to have corns and skin-thickenings removed.

Dermatologist, speaking on the phone to a prospective new patient: "Oh, yes --- I can definitely help you out, Sir. Just come right on up to my Calais office, and I'll be more than happy to remove your calluses, plus I promise not to be at all callous while I do so."

by QuacksO November 14, 2018

Calais Challenge

This is a challenge set for any British public boarding school boy/ girl. One driver and a group of loyal comrades embark on a return trip to Calais in one night. The aim is to sneak out of the boarding house after the evening register, drive to folkestone, hop over to calais, get a snap of the 4 pioneers in front of the famous "Calais Sign" and get back to the boarding house in time for some brekky without being caught. You later show your housemaster/ housemistress the photo with a marked time. As the myth goes this has only been completed once by 4 Harrowvian troopers. These men will forever be remembered in the hearts and minds of public school boys future, present and past.

Back in my school days I completed the Calais challenge with my mates.

Did you hear about the legend of the Calais challenge.

by Bill Wage December 5, 2018