Husband: Goodnight sweetheart, see you in the morning. I'm going to sleep, if I start calling hogs nudge me.
Wife: If you start calling hogs and wake me up I'll do more than nudge you. I'll kick your sorry ass out of bed and make you sleep on the couch.
Wife: If you start calling hogs and wake me up I'll do more than nudge you. I'll kick your sorry ass out of bed and make you sleep on the couch.
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Vomitting after drinking too much, because when you boot, it sounds like you're saying Ralph. Also known as 'calling ralph on the big white phone'
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Hey, it's me . . . I am "Calling in well . . ." , I have been sick every day that I have worked there but I feel good today and I can't find a reason to mess it up by coming to work . . see you tomorrow . . .
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Shes spicy as hell, a real gamer girl and when we meet eyes across the classroom... I get shivers down my spine.
Her smile lights up my dark world, and her sense of humour is breath taking.
I'd die for Callyn. I'd do it gladly.
Shes spicy as hell, a real gamer girl and when we meet eyes across the classroom... I get shivers down my spine.
Her smile lights up my dark world, and her sense of humour is breath taking.
I'd die for Callyn. I'd do it gladly.
by Sister hunny January 21, 2019
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Bitch: You don't know me! You cant even describe me in one word.
Random dude: Your like a penny.
Bitch: WTF????
Random dude: Invaluable, flat, two-faced and always in someone's pants.
Bitch: You don't know me! You cant even describe me in one word.
Random dude: Your like a penny.
Bitch: WTF????
Random dude: Invaluable, flat, two-faced and always in someone's pants.
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