Fat Calf Syndrome

when your calves are too big to fit any sort of pair of boots, no matter what.

-"I can't get these rain boots on"
-"Why not?"
-"I have FCS...fat calf syndrome."

by originator2011jbguz August 6, 2011

bison calf

A baby or young bison.

I see a bison calf.

by Ritacca March 2, 2023

Calfs Nostril

A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .

A fanny like a calf’s nostril

See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

Calf Mommy Queefer Special

When i queef into trey III mouths and he nuts into my face while i scream harder big pap chulo. Then i have lesbian sex with all the girls and make them cum hard and then i masturbate to all the guys and hit on them even tho im fat asf.

I do the Calf Mommy Queefer Special every once in a while when i feel horny for them. Wink*

by Bigqueefer69calfmommy420chunk May 1, 2023

Calf Squeeze geologist

The white girls have gone crazy, screeching that they’re calf squeeze geologists. Hide your calf’s cause they’re coming for you!

Be careful Jerry is coming to squeeze your calf’s, he’s a calf squeeze geologist in training!

by calfsquezers December 31, 2018

Calf Explosion

When youre about to bust but you feel your calfs tighten from stretching out your legs so you need to choose between stopping and ruining your nut or busting but feeling immense pain

I’m not ruining a good nut just because of a calf explosion. I nut quicker and deal with the pain after

by Sp33D King December 6, 2025