calendar wolf

A wolf that has been hand-raised for the sole reason of photographed for calendars. Usually, calendar wolves look much healthier than their wild cousins, and eat not from freshly killed prey, but a bowl with their name on it. Could also refer to a disingenuous person, or a poseur.

The wolf looks so healthy in that photo because he's a calendar wolf.

by dddrew January 16, 2008

calendar quality

So sexy that they belong on a pinup calendar.

Jay: Did your see her sexy ass?
Rog: Hell yeah I did. She calendar quality

by AyeBigPoppy April 16, 2019

calendar simpiosis

A phenomenon, although slim, slightly increases the risk of dying on a birthday than any other day of the year.

Dude I hope calendar simpiosis doesn't effect me on my birthday.

by Ack! I'm chocking April 11, 2021

chinese calendar

When you fuck an Asian or Chinese girl in 365 different positions over the course of 1 round of intercourse.

I went to Chinese buffet last night and ended up Chinese calendaring one of the waitresses.

by Chinese Calendar January 16, 2017

caGenious

Someone who is uber smart. Smarter than a Genious

Susan Thayer is a cagenious.

by AnnoyedGymUser June 13, 2011

caleb ellis

Don’t bring up his ex

“Yo, did you hear caleb Ellis the fast swimmer isn’t dating that girl anymore?”

“Yeah your probably should bring her up”

by 200 fly July 20, 2020

caleb scarberry

makes bad music and calls it experimental.

megachad: do you know caleb scarberry?
cringe soy boy wojak: no

megachad: thats why you‘re a beta male

by calebscarberryfan6969 July 12, 2021