colben

The most amazing, smart person ever!!!!!! Best basketball and soccer player in the world and is 9,000 ft tall.

Colben is lit.

by Filaap6ix9ine May 9, 2018

Calkenphunkel

Calkenphunkel is a nonsensical word, like one that poet Lewis Carroll would write, as in the poem "Jabberwocky."
Similar terms/synonyms include; minarfinated, cattywampus, discombobulated, et Cetra. To calkenphunkel.

"Chad! They really calkenphunkel'd it up!"

by Doornail451 February 5, 2021

Callen

Callens always have HUGE dicks, large cocks.

Emily: You talk to that whore callen?

Mary: Yeah, he has a huge dick.

by P1geon March 20, 2022

calendread

calendar + dread = the dread you feel when having to sync up on calendars with a friend(s) about a get-together . . . you want to see them but combing through your calendars for a mutually agreeable date feels like an overwhelming task.

I really want to see Liz, but figuring out her new work schedule's nights off is giving me calendread.

by BecBecSF May 14, 2023

The Calen Empire

Created on June 14, 2016. The Calen empire is a fascist Minecraft government located in the coordinates of 0 0 to 100,000 100,000 on an old world created in the April of 2016. The Calen empire was formed from the remains of the Calen republic by Saxvar Nova (Cameron McLin) and multiple other figures. Needing its first emperor Saxvar Nova was made the leader of the nation following after it’s creation.

The Calen Empire Was only known by thousands as of 2020 but was a very controlling regime.

by plannedparenthoodbr January 1, 2021

Callen

Someone with this name is really gorgeous and incredibly hot usually lighter hair, great body and really into sports. But can get very shy around people of the opposite sex, but when he discovers girls, hel get a bit cocky!

Person 1: Wow look at that guy, hes really hot. Do you think i should go over and ask him out?
Person 2: No way hes a Callen.
Person 1: ???
Person 2: You know, Incredibly sexy but shy.
Person 1: Oh riight! yer i know what you mean. Maybe i can introduce him to some girls and bring him out of his shell.
Person 2: good luck, hel probably go all cocky with the amount of attention from girls so soon.

by Mikaela2009 February 22, 2009

calbel

Youtuber who has a cow as a icon picture and has people send in thoughts, questions, and other things and then he makes it into videos.

Why haven't you sent in your submission to Calbel?

by NeoCodix May 15, 2018