caf

Short term for "cafeteria", as in a high school.

"Where you eating today"
"The caf, I'll see you there"

by SillyStephanie October 20, 2017

CAF

Crazy as fuck
Referring to street people that talk to themselves

Its so sad to see sll the Caf’s in San zFrancisco

by stoneham March 16, 2022

The suck for caf

Its when a girl is about to guve you head. You put your dick in a jar of preworkout and she sucks it off getting a caffeine buzz

Hey bro you ever tried the suck for caf?
Its when a girl sucks your dick while its covered in caffeine

by uncensored_BTW October 4, 2023

CAF

Chicks aren't funny

Girlfriend: she just told me the funniest story!

Me: CAF

by Villus April 25, 2017

CAF

Abbreviation for Cringy as Fuck. Reaction to someone being extremely awkward or embarrassing. Used especially when someone tries to obtain sympathy, virtue seek, or live vicariously, through made-up anecdotes.

Story-teller: "...They told him that she killed herself and left a note saying 'I killed myself because you wouldn't date me, all because I wasn't your type.' The boy looked at her face and realized she was the most beautiful thing he ever beheld. He fell to his knees and cried 'Why?! I should have given you the chance!' The next day they found him dead in his bedroom with a note next to him saying 'You were right. You are my type. I'm sorry.' If you believe types don't matter, re-post and share this with ten other people or else a ghost will eat your face."
Reply: "CAF..."

by Mimic22 November 22, 2017

C.A.F-caf

Coughing and Farting at the same time. When one is sick, and coughing up a storm, a fart suddenly slips out.

Man I was so sick I kept caf'ing all day long...

Man did you hear her caf?

Dayum I caf'ed infront of the class!!

I explained to the class what C.A.F-caf was and they started lol..

by BigDaddyErn January 4, 2011

caf hog

When someone hogs all the coffee not long after a new pot was brewed,thus being a caffeniation hog. Caf hog for short.

person 1:"What happened to all the coffee?"
person 2:"Greg showed up with his travel mug and filled it up
person 1:"What a caf hog"
person 2:"Really. He doesn't even have a job, he's not traveling anywhere."

by burt reynold's mustache. June 23, 2007