Calista

deeply disturbed. depressed and anxious. can be super nice but also a bitch. shy around new people. she's a pretty blonde and too skinny. drops people like flies. i feel sad for her. she can be deep and went through weird shit. the type of person that can see right through you, very scary. you'll be lured in by her charm but she might really mess with you. but she may also chose you to be an actual friend. be careful. she's... interesting to say the least

Girl #1: Woah, this girl, Calista, just looked at me like she could see my darkest secrets.
Girl #2: Watch out, she has that affect, but she might just make you crash and burn.

by scarybooksatnight August 13, 2017

sperm canister

A small, usually cylindrical and aluminium depository for semen. Portable, easy to carry, and often mistakable as cans of soup.

Fred: Shit, G! I thought I was makin' some cream of mushroom soup... but fuck! I really cooked up the contents of a sperm canister!
Jason: fr0ffle

by Niggadicks July 3, 2006

Cracist

Someone who hates smart people, Cracist combining cranium and racist.

Guy 1: And that's how you solve the problem 3x=5+4x by blahblahblah...
Guy 2: Shut up. We get it.
Guy 1: Stop being Cracist.

by Gizrik May 20, 2015

Cacitize

Any object where a CAC (Common Access Card) is being implemented for access

Damn! My computer has been cacitized.

by o01i August 21, 2008

Calista belle ortiz

A beautiful girl who loves sports! Someone everyone likes! Sweet, but not too sweet. If people say something to her she will retaliate!

Calista belle Ortiz is amazingly beautiful and loves sports!

by Aria PLL March 11, 2015

calistene

She is a creative, kind and expressive person, she is full of charm, with incredible curiosity, she is always positive in the face of limitations and restrictions, but with her willpower and determination she is able to overcome obstacles and achieve success. Difficulty concentrating is not uncommon what makes her distracted and forget what she was doing. Sometimes she becomes nervous and restless, loves to "create" her reality, loves being surrounded by real friends and being at home.

Girl 1: can I be like Calistene?

Girl 2: girl, it's impossible to be like her! She's different from other girls.

by Beauty M.C. August 10, 2017

Calister

In french word Calister means to butt fuck a pig

I cant believe jimmy calistered last night

by MicroDigitsTV June 10, 2018