i'm cumming right now!

A girl says when she has an orgasm

Girl: *moaning* ooh god... yes.. yes... yes! I'm cumming right now! Cum in me daddy! Fuck me!
Guy: *moans as he cums hard*

by BigCocklover333 October 12, 2020

Cow Cumming

When a girl has an intense orgasm and squirts her cum out in the same style as a cow squirting milk.

My girl and I were fucking so good man she was cow cumming all over the place!

by Sexcgyal April 23, 2010

Giraffe Cumming

Stretching your penis while ejaculating

Dude, I watch this video last night of a gay guy Giraffe Cumming in a closet

by The Auto Cocks January 7, 2022

Second Cumming of Jesus

When a Mexican cums twice.

I witnessed the second cumming of Jesus at the party last night.

by LeaderOfISIS September 15, 2014

holy fuck im cumming

holy fuck stewie, im shitting
NIGGERS FUCK NIGGERS

holy fuck im cumming lois

by peter griffin but 2 kg heavier December 30, 2022

Psy-cumming

The art of wanting to jack off, but are to lazy to actually do it so you use psychic powers to rub one out

"I am horny but don't feel like jacking it right now, oh well i Gusse ill just have to psy-cumming."

by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016

Urethral Cambridge Cumming

A man with a micro penis urinating into a pot then boiling his urine for 30 minutes to an hour and letting it cool for 10 minutes before using a syringe to inject his urine back into his urethra and then shoving his micro penis up a woman's urethra and fucking her urethra until he cums and urinates at the same time.

Guy 1: Bro I was with this bad bitch last night and she let me give her a Urethral Cambridge Cumming

Guy 2: Bro does that mean you have a micro penis?

by ieatboyslol October 2, 2023