A liquid hug from the fun gods, just snug enough to fit in the crotch of your pants, making you feel like a sneaky, booze-smuggling superhero with questionable life choices.
As he stepped into the party with an awkward swagger, it became evident that his confidence was fueled by a crotch rocket snugly nestled in his pants, ready to unleash its liquid courage upon the unsuspecting crowd.
by MrCrazzyDew April 26, 2024
Get the Crotch Rocketmug. I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?
I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023
Get the human crotch rocketmug. by Crotch rocket May 20, 2022
Get the Crotch rocketmug. The act of banging a girl doggie style while eating a bowl of ice cream. The placing the cold bowl on her lower back. Causing her sky rocket of your dick
by DirtySanchezandhiscousinPedro June 26, 2021
Get the Country vanilla crotch rocketmug. A small girl with a temper that should scare you away but is so attentive you’re willing to throw caution to the wind. Like riding a fast motorcycle.
I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night!
How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!
Like riding a ninja in the rain!
You have fun though?
Omg yes!!
How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!
Like riding a ninja in the rain!
You have fun though?
Omg yes!!
by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023
Get the human crotch rocketmug. by croctchrocket!! August 5, 2022
Get the Crotch Rocketmug. When a male inserts his penis into a females asshole and screams "Crotch Rocket " and masturbates on the females back.
by HyperionYT July 13, 2015
Get the Crotch Rocketmug.