creamy quinoa

The yellow rubbery chunks in semen that occur when a man doesn't ejaculate for long period of time. It's caused by sugars and proteins that coagulate because of excess testosterone that hasn't been released through regular ejaculation. The appearance of this type of semen resembles the delicious yet pretentious cooked grain qiunoa in a disgusting cream sauce.

After three weeks of abstinence, Jeff jizzed creamy quinoa all over Susan's face.

by Zubra May 19, 2018

Creamy Sebastian

Any drink made using ice cubes composed of frozen sperm. Drink may be consumed as a prank, punishment, or just enjoyment.

He wanted to try a new drink so I mixed him up a Creamy Sebastian.

by Randoid March 21, 2011

Creamy Bumlick

The Worst kind of Bumlick

Charlie is always around Jack, he definitely is a Creamy Bumlick

by mike_manutd June 24, 2011

Creamy nags

A ladies underwear when becoming sexually aroused, therefore creating a froth which left becomes similar to cream. Particularly in hot conditions

'she's well into you mate, she's got proper creamy nags just looking at you'

by Dmac89 May 14, 2020

Creamy People

The creamy employees of an office whose talent knows no bounds.

"Stuart, Alex and Jimmy are the creamy people, you cannot exclude them from the meeting!"

by 0Rc0 June 25, 2020

Creamy Rim

1. A physical state of being or condition when a person's anus needs to be randomly wiped free from a slippery debris, usually consisting of a fecal and sweat amalgamation.

The casanova stopped right where he was walking on the hot steamy pavement. He was deep in though. He scratched his temple and adjusted the seat of his designer jeans. “Oh man, I have creamy rim! I need to find a place to wipe myself, right now!”

by Nigel Nutsack October 15, 2007

creamy memey

When the taste of hot flowing dank surges through your body

I am expiriencing a creamy memey right now

by Totallydankmemes January 10, 2016