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Consumer-Communist

A half-assed revolutionary who manifests his/herself through protest and demanding a reduction in consumer prices. Crowds tend to consist of ultra PC psuedo-totalitarian sexually promiscuous fanatics who pussy out at the thought of cutting back on their consumer wants.

The proposed solutions (instead of playing by the rules of supply and demand forces, organized boycott, substitute good awareness) are government bailouts - in other words, subsidies for all well-to-do corporations so that they can willingly slash their prices for their upscale brand-name products.

This trend is prototypical of the post-2009 recession Obamamania and the ongoing contagiousness of the cliche term, "CHANGE".
Those consumer-communist douchebags are out protesting in-front of the White House. Some of them are lesbian sumo wrestlers demanding "cheaper prices on Haagen-Dazs ice-cream or else!".
by WeIsAllVictims November 9, 2009
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consumptionjunction

Quite possibly the single largest repository of filth, perversion and sickening images on the entire internet.

Complete with daily editorials and constantly updated files, it is a site that should truly never be overlooked when the more depraived side of the human nature comes out.
"You ever seen the ass tulips movie clip at consumptionjunction.com?"

"I dont wanna talk about it..."
by Golden Hobo May 24, 2005
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consumerism

Consumerists are slaves with white collars. Advertisements have them chasing cars and clothes, working jobs they hate so they can buy shit they don't need. They are the middle children of history. No purpose or place. They have no great war, or great depression. Their great war should be a spiritual war. Their great depression is their lives. Raised by television to believe that one day they'll all be millionaires , movie gods and rock stars. But they won't.
All you read and..
Wear or see and..
Hear on TV..
Is a product..
Begging.. for your..
Fatass.. dirty..
Dollar.
by Tyler Durden April 21, 2004
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Electronic Cigarette Consumer Reviews

An electronic cigarette review website, who is deemed an authority website among many consumers of a variety of different electronic cigarette brands. ECCR for short is a team of individuals, who spend their time with electronic cigarettes to evaluate their puff count, battery life, design, charge times, flavors, etc.

They can be found @

ElectronicCigaretteConsumerReviews.com

and they also run their reviews through Youtube which you can search them for just by typing in "eccreviews".
Jane: I honestly just want to find a good ecig.
Joe: why don't you just visit Electronic Cigarette Consumer Reviews?
Jane: Why should I?
Joe: Because they're truthful.
by Adiehardfan April 8, 2013
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consumer rights

Your rights as a consumer.

As a consumer you (should) have a right to products that:
a) will not explode and destroy your city block
b) will not burn an orifice in your intestine
c) do not contain heavy metals
d) et
unless explicitly stated that they do.

As Americans, we have seen a large reduction in consumer rights, largely being yielded to allow the expansion of coporate rights because of corporate lobbyists in Washington.
Politicians in Washington are funded by corporations. Corporations don't care about consumer rights, they care about making a profit. Making a profit usually means disregarding consumer rights.

Ralph Nader is a consumer rights advocate.

Great Britain banned Dasani water after finding that it was bottled tap water and contained carcinogens like barium, a poisonous heavy metal. This was a step foward in the consumer rights movement.

It's good to know that although consumer rights have been severely reduced, they're not completely gone yet. We've got a couple years left.
by DrIdiot April 3, 2005
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Mud Consumer

A filthy ass person (typicaly retarted) who eats mud and makes those nasty ass mud pies no one wants to fucking eat.
Person1: "Shit, theres that nasty Mud Consumer." Person2: "I really don't want to eat that shit."
by 6969haha December 11, 2020
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Kool-Aid Consumer

Kool-Aid consumer Isa black person someone who drinks a lot of Kool-Aid
Or it can be used as a joke to a black friend
Friend: You Melon muncher.
You: Kool-Aid consumer.
Friend: Fried chicken feaster.
You: Aright, You won.
by Shailah.thomp July 21, 2022
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